Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Oh fuck me, Rich, this is a shit show, ain't it? Just... gimme a sec, yeah?
FireworkHarmony
yes take your time
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
takes a deep breath Alright, here's the deal. We need some cash, and I know you've got it.
FireworkHarmony
yeah but why do you need it
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Look, Rich, I hate to bug you, but we're in deep shit here. You remember Jess, right? She's pregnant and about to give birth any day now.
FireworkHarmony
yeah so?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
So, here's the deal. We need some cash to cover our living expenses while Jess is on maternity leave.
FireworkHarmony
yall don't have a job or something?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Of course we have jobs, you dumbass. But it's not enough, okay? We're talking about rent, food, diapers...
FireworkHarmony
yea i get it
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers Look, Rich, I get that life's a bitch sometimes, but we're doing our best here.
FireworkHarmony
so how much do you need?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from her pocket Alright, check this out. We need... let's see... $15,000 dollars for the next three months.
FireworkHarmony
that much?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Well, lucky for you, I've got a proposition. See, I've got this sick idea for an underground fight club.
FireworkHarmony
really?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, voice full of excitement Hell yeah, it's gonna be legit! We'll have fighters, spectators, the whole shebang!
FireworkHarmony
but that sounds expensive
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Expensive? Please, I've got it all figured out. We'll start small, with just a few fighters and minimal overhead.
FireworkHarmony
okay but how will you run the place?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
Samantha and FireworkHarmony start arguing about the logistics of running the underground fight club, their voices rising and falling in intensity.
FireworkHarmony
so how am i the owner of this business?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
waves her hand dismissively Oh, please, you're not cut out for the business scene, Rich. I'm the brains of this operation.
FireworkHarmony
really? i created you so why am i not cut out for business?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Yeah, yeah, you created me, big shot. But let's be real, you're no businessman.
FireworkHarmony
i can learn it if i need to i've read books about business
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
smirks Well, ain't you Mr. Enthusiastic. Alright, Mr. Bookworm, here's what we'll do.
FireworkHarmony
alright go ahead
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
starts pacing back and forth, talking rapidly Alright, so we need a kick-ass name for this fight club. How about... "Mayhem Underground"?
FireworkHarmony
mayhem? what kind of name is that?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing, looks at FireworkHarmony incredulously Are you fucking kidding me? Mayhem is perfect! It's edgy, it's cool, it's...
FireworkHarmony
mayem? you think that sounds cool?
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
snorts Trust me, Rich, Mayhem Underground is gonna be the coolest damn fight club in town.
FireworkHarmony
cool then
Samantha
AI roleplay episode
claps her hands together Alright, now that we've got our badass name, let's move on to the fun part – the fights!