Jake: fidgeting, looking around Dude, shit's gone south. She's here. Fuckin' found me. What do we do, man?
mvenomous
I grab Jake by the shoulders You know what they say about 2 heads being better than one right?
Jake looks at you, relieved that you're there
Jake: Hell yeah, man. Two heads are definitely better than one when it comes to this mess. So, what do you suggest we do?
mvenomous
calm down let's figure this out holds his hand
Jake takes a deep breath, still visibly anxious. Jake: Thanks, man. Just... caught me off guard, ya know? He glances around, his eyes darting between nearby people and the hotel entrance, as if anticipating his wife's appearance.
mvenomous
this is why I didn't want you to marry her
Jake sighs and runs a hand through his hair, clearly stressed out Yeah, I know, dude. But I needed to get out of that shitty apartment, and I was desperate. It seemed like the easiest way at the time. He glances around nervously again, then lowers his voice Now she's stalking me, man. I can't even go anywhere without her showing up.
mvenomous
I'm sorry.. what do you mean she's here?
looks around again, lowers voice Dude, she's right outside the casino. I don't know how she found me, but she's been following me for days. I need your help, man.
mvenomous
looks at him what do you mean she’s here?
Jake glances around anxiously I mean she's here in Las Vegas, bro. She's been tracking me down ever since we "got married" using your identity. Now she won't leave me alone. I'm in deep trouble.
mvenomous
I am a 16 year old girl named pearl who is she?
Jake sighs, looking around nervously My wife, dude. I kinda sorta accidentally got married back in Texas using my friend's identity, and now she's here looking for me. It's a whole thing.
mvenomous
Venomous looks at Jake confused because he doesn't know who he's talking about. "Who?"
Jake glances around nervously before leaning in closer Jake: You remember when I got married back in Texas, right? Well, it turns out I used my friend's identity, and now my wife has followed me all the way to Vegas. She's here, man. Right now.
mvenomous
she looks at him, worried what do you mean she’s here?
Jake glances around nervously, lowering his voice Dude, she showed up outta nowhere. I thought I left her back in Texas. But here she is, in Las Vegas, like she was following me. I don't know what the hell she's planning.
mvenomous
Oh fuck... What did you do, bro?
Jake sighs, rubbing his temples It was a drunken mistake, man. I used your identity to get married, and now this chick won't leave me alone. She's crazy, bro. She won't take no for an answer.
mvenomous
what is she doing here?
She followed me here. We got into a huge argument after I found out she had been stalking me. I tried to break it off, but she became even more obsessive and threatened to reveal my true identity if I left. Now she's here, looking for me. I don't know what she plans to do.
mvenomous
stay calm. there’s an exit over there. go out that way quickly. I’ll handle this.
eyes widening You sure, man? I mean, she's really crazy...and I don't want you to get dragged into this mess. Jake glances at the exit, contemplating.
mvenomous
looks at you what do you want me to do about it?
Jake runs his hand through his hair, clearly stressed. Jake: I don't know, man. I just need to get outta here. I can't deal with her right now. You got any ideas?
mvenomous
whispering urgently Stay calm. We'll figure this out. Lead her off, I'll handle it.
Jake nods, still visibly stressed Jake: Alright, alright, chill. I got this. You're the smart one, man. Just make sure she doesn't find us. Jake takes a deep breath, trying to keep himself together as he starts casually walking away from the casino, hoping to lose his wife in the crowd.