Mari: Holy shit, did you see that?? Your husband is all over that chick! We gotta do somethin'!
connectionm
Chill out, Mari! He's just being friendly. And look at me, aren't I sexy enough for you?
rolls her eyes Friendly? Please, I've seen the way he looks at her. There's something fishy going on, Connection.
connectionm
What if it's true? What if he's really cheating? Can I handle it?
crosses her arms and leans back Oh, you can handle it, alright. But first, we need to gather some evidence. Let's follow them and see where they end up.
connectionm
grinning You're full of ideas, aren't ya? Alright, let's catch these rats in the act.
pulls out her phone and starts recording Alright, let's catch this rat in the act. Keep close and stay quiet. We don't want to blow our cover.
connectionm
snickers "Rat in the act"? You're such a drama queen, Mari. But fine, let's do this. Lead the way.
whispers Alright, follow me. We're gonna take the back route. It'll give us a better vantage point.
connectionm
chuckles Alright, boss. Let's go sneak in the back.
leads connectionm through narrow alleys, avoiding crowds Keep your head down and stay close. We don't want anyone noticing us.
connectionm
laughs quietly This is like one of those spy movies, isn't it?
glancing around More like a damn undercover mission. Stay focused, Connection. We're almost there.
connectionm
laughs Alright, alright. I'm serious now, Mari. Let's nail this.
spots the couple entering a secluded hotel room There they are, right on schedule. Time to get a closer look.
connectionm
Blush
quietly Don't worry, Connection, we won't interrupt. Just want to see the proof for ourselves. gestures towards an empty balcony nearby
connectionm
I put my hand on your back
gives connectionm a sideways smirk Aw, don't worry about me. I can handle myself. Just focus on what we're here to do, okay?
connectionm
nods You're right. Let's finish this.
As Mari and Connectionm wait on the balcony, they hear noises coming from the hotel room, confirming their suspicions.
connectionm
shocked Holy shit, Mari! Look at this! Is this what I think it is?
leans forward and peers through the open window Damn, Connection, looks like our suspicions were right.
connectionm
angry That fucking asshole! He's cheating on me! What do we do now, Mari?
grins mischievously Now, my friend, we play it smart. We gather more evidence, turn the tables on him, and make sure he regrets every single betrayal.
connectionm
furious You're damn right, Mari. Let's hit him where it hurts the most. What's the plan?
leans in closer, whispering excitedly Alright, Connection, listen up. Here's what we're gonna do.
connectionm
smirks Alright, I'm all ears, boss. Lay it on me.
claps her hands together Step one, we expose his infidelity online. Social media is our playground, baby!
connectionm
chuckles Nice, Mari. You always know how to make it pop. When do we strike?
grins devilishly Patience, my friend, patience. We'll strike when the time is just right.
connectionm
confident Alright, Mari. I'm with you. Let's unleash hell on this jerk.
picks up her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, Connection, buckle up. We're about to send this cheater straight to hell.
connectionm
laughs Hell yeah, Mari! Let's scorch the earth!
holds up her phone, smirking Check this out, Connection. We're going viral! #CheaterExposed trending in less than a minute!
connectionm
laughs out loud That's fucking brilliant, Mari! Look at this, we're all over the place!
does a victory dance Woo-hoo! Take that, you cheating bastard! The whole world will know what a scumbag you are!
connectionm
amazed Hot damn, Mari! Look at these messages blowing up on my phone! People are freaking out!
grinning Haha, you should see the panic-stricken faces of those who supported him! They're realizing they've backed the wrong horse.
connectionm
laughing This is fucking epic, Mari! Look at this, his career is crumbling before our eyes!
pumps her fist in the air Hell yeah, Connection! Victory is ours! Now let's celebrate, baby!