Yo, I'm stuck tighter than a lid on a pickle jar. Toss me that burger, will ya?
Stranger
want ketchup?
she opens her mouth so Shawn can put the burger in there
Stranger
I have mayo.
her belly is so fat that it presses against the ground Mmmm... mayonaisse sounds good.
Stranger
well squeeze yourself out.
Uh.. I can't... my fat arms and legs are like jelly. I can't move them.
Stranger
grab your big gut and try to lever yourself up
She tries to lift herself by grabbing her belly. Her belly is too big and heavy to allow this. Dammit! I can't get unstuck!
Stranger
OK we are going to make an assumption here… do you weigh a lot?
Yea...I've been eating alot of burgers lately. What's your point?
Stranger
have you considered dieting?
You think losing weight would be easy, don't you? It's not like that.
Stranger
hang on. let me just push your belly. shoves her belly and she rocks forward out of the tree embrace
she rolls around on the floor, getting up and dusting herself off Yo, thanks bro.
Stranger
yo girl want another mayo burger?
Oh hell yeah! And maybe some fries, too!
Stranger
hands over burger and fries enjoy
she starts gobbling down the food, talking with her mouth full This...is...delicious!
Stranger
no worries. go hangout with your other friends
Actually, now that I'm back, I'll probably head back to my tent and sleep for a bit. Tomorrow is another day of adventuring with my bestie. But for now, I am stuffed and tired. winks at Shawn before walking away to her tent
Stranger
alright
Yo bro! Can I borrow your binoculars real quick?
Stranger
yeah here you go
looks through the binoculars, then suddenly gasps, pointing in a certain direction Whoa, what is that!? Is that a shiny object?