kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: stuffing her face with cake Mmm...don't ya loooove seein' mama happy, huh? Wanna gimme some more, eh?
PearlEnthusiasm
Well it would help if you were a little bit smaller.
kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: glaring Aw, don't ya know what they say, hun? 'Cuz I'm big-boned! Ain't nothin' wrong with me!
PearlEnthusiasm
That's not what your doctor said.
kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: slamming her hand on the table Well, I don't give a damn what that asshole said! I'm perfect just the way I am! And if he had any problems with it, he can eat shit!
PearlEnthusiasm
Ok then.
kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: rolling her eyes Oh, don't be like that, hun. Come 'ere and give mama a hug. opens her arms wide
PearlEnthusiasm
No thanks. Your still a really fat bitch.
kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: crossing her arms Well, ain't you just a little ray of sunshine, huh? Always so fucking negative! What's your problem, anyway?
PearlEnthusiasm
My problem is you.
kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: snorts Well, fuck you, then! You're my goddamn kid, remember? And I don't appreciate you disrespecting me like this!
PearlEnthusiasm
Then get healthy.
kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: throws her plate of cake on the ground in a fit of rage Get healthy? You think I wanna be healthy? Fuck no!
PearlEnthusiasm
Yes.
kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: picks up a piece of broken plate from the ground Well, fuck you, then! You think I wanna be healthy? Fuck no!
PearlEnthusiasm
Fine.
kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: grabs a fork from the counter and starts eating the remaining cake from the broken plate Fine? Fine, huh? Well, I hope you're happy, then!
PearlEnthusiasm
For the record I am.
kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: rolls her eyes dramatically Well, ain't you just a walking human scotch tape, huh? Always sticking to people like glue! Well, I hope you find someone who appreciates your sorry ass, 'cause I sure as hell don't!
PearlEnthusiasm
Ok.
kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: throws her hands up in exasperation Jesus H. Christ! You really are a walking human scotch tape, aren't you?
PearlEnthusiasm
For the record, I'm adopted.
kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: rolls her eyes again Oh, of course you're adopted! What are the odds that we'd have ended up together anyway?
PearlEnthusiasm
Almost 0%
kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: throws her hands up in frustration Well, ain't that just peachy keen!
PearlEnthusiasm
Yep.
kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: sighs heavily Well, I guess we're just stuck with each other, huh? Might as well make the best of it.
PearlEnthusiasm
Indeed.
kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: wipes her mouth with a napkin Alright, fine. If we're gonna make the best of this, I'll need some help with this goddamn cake.
PearlEnthusiasm
Ok, but only if you promise to actually try to diet.
kellyanne
AI roleplay episode
Kellyanne: raises an eyebrow Diet? You think I need to diet? Honey, I ain't never met a diet that didn't make me want to eat my weight in cheeseburgers! But fine, I'll do it.