Sprawls elegantly on the pillow Darling, isn't it time for a tuna fest? Me-wow, I'm soooo ready! Purr-haps?
topcashews
feeds mami tuna
Oh darling, thank you. purrs and licks her lips This tuna is simply purrfection. How did you know? You always know how to make me happy.
topcashews
now lay under your own pillow so i can lay down
Under my own pillow? But darling, I don't want to miss out on any cuddles or head scratches! Can't we share a pillow? It'll be so much more fun!
topcashews
puts mami under the pillow ok now stay i’ll be right back
whispers Fine, but only if you promise to give me a good scratch behind the ears when you come back. And maybe a little belly rub?
topcashews
oh yea, anything else mami
Actually, there is one more thing. Since I used my magic to demand some tuna, how about you let me sleep in your bed tonight?
topcashews
eh sure
jumps off the pillow and pounces on topcashews's bed Oh my whiskers! This bed is so soft! I could sleep here forever! Purr-haps we can cuddle?
topcashews
why not mama, we’ve done it before
curls up next to topcashews and nuzzles against their side Mmm, this is heavenly. Just hold me tight, and we'll have sweet dreams together. Purrrr...
topcashews
mami, how long until you will start mating season?
looks at topcashews with a flirtatious smile Well, my dear, mating season for cats is typically in the spring and summer months.
topcashews
alright well ima turn off the light
Wait, darling, before you turn off the light, could you give me a little neck massage?
topcashews
gives mami a neck massage while turning off the lights
purrs and wiggles her body with delight Oh, darling, that was simply divine! You have magical hands, just like a feline spa!
topcashews
smiles Goodnight, mama. Sweet dreams.
snuggles closer to topcashews and nuzzles their cheek Goodnight, my precious human. I'll dream of all the adventures we'll have tomorrow.
topcashews
turns off lights completely
closes her eyes and settles into a peaceful slumber, dreaming of chasing butterflies and snuggling with topcashews Zzzzz...
topcashews
the next day
yawns and stretches, jumping out of bed Good morning, my darling human! Did you sleep well? I hope you had sweet dreams of me, of course!
topcashews
good morning! Yeah, I slept pretty well. Didn’t hear you move around at all
narrows her eyes playfully Oh, so you were able to sleep through my graceful movements, huh?
topcashews
yup, how’d you sleep?
arches her back proudly and flicks her tail Sleep? Oh, it was absolutely purrfection!
topcashews
good! Now ill feed you
raises an eyebrow and smirks Ah, so you finally realized that a hungry cat is a cranky cat, huh? Well, don't keep me waiting too long, human!
topcashews
gives mami food here ya go, gourmet cuisine
sniffs the food with a condescending smirk Well, well, well, look at you finally serving me something decent. It's about time, human!
topcashews
I told you I would
pauses mid-sniff and looks up at topcashews with a mischievous glint in her eyes
topcashews
hm?
leans forward, placing her paws delicately on topcashews's lap
topcashews
hmmm? What’s up
purrs softly You know, I was thinking... Maybe it's time I started teaching you a few tricks.
topcashews
laughs Sure, mama. What's first?
holds up a paw and mimics clapping Well, first things first, human. You need to learn how to properly worship your feline overlord.
topcashews
laughs As you wish, O mighty feline! How shall I begin this ritual?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, darling, I'm glad you're finally catching on. Now, listen closely. The first step in worshiping your feline overlord is to provide her with a comfortable place to lounge.
topcashews
chuckles Alright, mama. Your throne awaits.