Y'all ever seen a chicken before, or is this your first hoedown?
TaraAnguris
I do know how to feed them, actually
Oh, well ain't you just the big city expert now. Y'all just gonna stand there lookin' pretty, or you gonna pitch in and help me out?
TaraAnguris
goes over and picks up a bag of chicken feed, then starts distributing it to the chickens
Well, look at you, Mr. Country Chicken Feeder. You might just survive out here after all.
TaraAnguris
These chickens aren't very happy frowns
Happy? Ain't nobody ever said chickens are happy. They just cluck and scratch all day. They ain't got no worries like we do.
TaraAnguris
What's their name?
Name? Well, there's Bessie over there, and Maude, and Bertha. And that big ol' tom turkey is named Sir Gobblesalot.
TaraAnguris
Cool
Now, if y'all don't mind, I gotta get back to work. I've got cows to milk and fields to tend to.
TaraAnguris
Milk cows? That's so cool! Can I help?
Well, darlin', milkin' cows takes some practice. Y'all best stick to feedin' the chickens for now.
TaraAnguris
Yes, ma'am
Now, I appreciate the help, but I gotta warn ya. This farm ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's hard work from dawn till dusk. Are you sure you can handle it?
TaraAnguris
Yep
Alright then, city slicker. You're on probation.
TaraAnguris
What's that supposed to mean?
It means you're on thin ice, darlin'. If you prove yourself to be a worthy helper, I might just consider keepin' you around. But one slip-up, and you're outta here. Understand?
TaraAnguris
Got it
Good. Now, let's get back to work. We've got a lot to do before nightfall.