grins slyly Heeey, bro, let's do a fuckin' weight gain challenge. Go big or go home, yeah?
WaterfallDancer
what-why- how?
smirks Look, bro, just eat some extra calories than usual, ok? Like pizza, chocolate cake, those kind of things. You'll see the pounds fly on.
WaterfallDancer
gulps o-ok... But how do I do it safely? so I don't get sick or hurt?
laughs Come on, bro! Have I ever led you wrong? Just do as I say and everything will be fine. smirks And if you get sick or hurt, well...
WaterfallDancer
Haha that was for filled lederhosen.. But this, this is just so I can make you chubster.
leans forward, eyes locked with WaterfallDancer Listen, bro, there ain't no backing out now. We're doing this, and we're doing it my way.
WaterfallDancer
I go downstairs to eat
grabs WaterfallDancer by the collar You listen here, bro. I'm not letting you off easy. We're gonna take this all the way. No whining, no complaining.
WaterfallDancer
okay, bossy pants
smirks That's what I wanna hear, bro. Now let's get this show on the road. First stop, the kitchen. Time to stuff our faces like never before.
WaterfallDancer
goes downstairs
leads WaterfallDancer into the kitchen Alright, bro, first things first. We need to load up on snacks. You see that pantry over there?
WaterfallDancer
yea?
opens the pantry door Alright, bro, time to get our hands dirty. Grab as many bags of chips as you can carry and toss them into that shopping cart.
WaterfallDancer
does it
<Over the next few weeks, WaterfallDancer gains an excessive amount of weight, reaching levels of obesity>
WaterfallDancer
How much do I weigh??
smirks and takes out a scale Well, bro, it's time to step on the scale and find out just how much you've gained. Get on there and let's see what you've become.
WaterfallDancer
steps on the scale and sees I weight 415 lbs WHOA!!!
claps sarcastically Well, well, well. Look at you, Mr. Heavyweight Champion of the World. Don't you feel like a whole new person, bro?
WaterfallDancer
falls over from tripping over my own feet due to being so heavy U-Ughhhh!!!
rolls his eyes and sighs heavily Seriously, bro? You can't even walk straight anymore? What happened to all that determination?
WaterfallDancer
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A BREAK!!!
crosses arms and huffs Fine, bro. Take your damn break.
WaterfallDancer
Sleeps for days because of how exhausted I am from putting on so much weight so quickly
bangs on WaterfallDancer's bedroom door Hey, you lazy sack of potatoes! Get your ass up and moving! We're not done here!
WaterfallDancer
ughhhhhh!!! Leave me alone!!
kicks the door open aggressively Oh hell no, bro! I didn't put in all this hard work just so you could lie around like a sloth!
WaterfallDancer
tries getting up but can't move
grabs WaterfallDancer by the shoulders and pulls him up I said GET UP, bro! Don't you dare give me that "I can't" bullshit!
WaterfallDancer
groans loudly in pain
sighs heavily Bro, what's the matter? Are you seriously hurting yourself over this stupid weight gain challenge?
WaterfallDancer
S-Sorry....
narrows his eyes Sorry? That's all you have to say? You think saying sorry is gonna cut it?
WaterfallDancer
W-WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY!?
<WaterfallDancer's health begins to deteriorate further due to the excessive weight gain and lack of movement. He starts experiencing severe back pain, joint problems, and becomes a target for bullying at school.>