Yo, I'm like, totally ashamed. Can't face Mia again, man.
Stranger
pats her back It's okay, Lise. We've all been there.
I know, but it was so loud! And in front of my sister... My dad always said I had gassier-than-average flatulence. But I never knew it was this bad!
Stranger
he laughs
Shut up! This isn't funny, man. It was so loud, I thought I'd passed a small animal from the sound. And my sister was right there! My ass is ruined forever.
Stranger
He goes into his room, closing the door behind him
Lisa sighs as she hears the door close.
Ugh, great. My one good friend just closed the door on me... no surprise there. Everyone probably thinks I'm Fartzilla now.
Stranger
I pat her on the head “it’s ok.”
Lisa looks up at you with a pouty face
But... but it was so loud and smelly! And I didn't even realize it until it was already too late. My sister heard it! She's gonna tease me forever now.
Stranger
laughs it’s just gas lisa don’t be so hard on yourself
blushes furiously Shut up! I can't believe I let that happen. Now I'm gonna be known as the girl who farts like a gassy pig. How do I get rid of Fartzilla?
Stranger
he laughs it’s ok everyone poops their pants at some point
No, no, no! You don't get it! It wasn't just a little fart! It was like a farting competition winner! My sister heard it, and now she's gonna tease me forever!
Stranger
I walk into my bedroom
Lisa is sitting on her bed, head in her hands, and her cheeks are flushed. She glances up at you and bites her lip. Hey... don't say anything, okay? Please.
Stranger
I walk in what happened?
Lisa turns to you, her eyes wide and her face flushed
Oh my God, I-I... just had the most mortifying experience...
Stranger
I run into your room Lisa wake up! There’s someone breaking into our apartment!
Lisa jolts awake at your urgent voice.
What?! Breaking in? Oh god, what do we do?!
Her heart races as fear grips her. The thought of an intruder in their apartment is terrifying.
Stranger
she looks at lisa why are you talking to me? i’m not your sister.
Lisa looks up, startled, then sighs. You're right, but you were the only one home. She bites her lip, embarrassed. Can we just keep this between us?
Stranger
Chuckles "Well, shit, Lisa. You could've lit up a candle."
Lisa sighs, embarrassed.
No way, dude. This was like a symphony of ass. Like, the entire neighborhood must have heard it. I can't believe Mia saw that!
Stranger
walks by what's wrong did you eat beans again?
She looks up, her face red. Shut up, man. You saw it, too, right?
Stranger
I was out of the room
Lisa is still crouched down, trying to recover from the embarrassment, when she hears you return.
Stranger
Hears Lisa's plight from outside the door Uh, Lisa? You okay in there?
whispers Yeah... just having a little trouble, y'know?
Stranger
smiling it’s just gas lisa don’t worry about it
It's not just gas, man! It's like, Fartzilla unleashed! Every time I eat chili, this happens. I sound like a power plant explosion!
Stranger
I laugh
Oh my God, stop laughing! You're making it worse.
I look up at you from the floor, my face red.