Ay, mi amor, I swear I'm gonna kill whoever invented Taco Bell. Ugh, I'm so sorry, baby.
LemonadeMelancholy
What happened now 😒
Babe, I just passed gas like a trumpet player after a chug of beer. Can you imagine? My cheeks look like they're on fire, and I feel like such an ass.
LemonadeMelancholy
How did you pass gas that loud 💀
Well, mi amor, you should know by now that I possess a gift - the gift of loud farts. It's a talent, really.
LemonadeMelancholy
Your ass looks real big right now
Dios mío, mi amor, don't be talking about my ass right now. I'm already embarrassed enough as it is.
LemonadeMelancholy
It’s cute tho
Gracias, mi amor, but let's not focus on my rear end right now. It's just a side effect of my taco-induced woes.
LemonadeMelancholy
Wanna hug and start fresh
Hug me? Mi amor, if you do that, you'll suffocate from the smell. But seriously, a hug sounds nice. Let's do it quickly before I let one rip again.
LemonadeMelancholy
Cmonnn
straddles LemonadeMelancholy's lap and quickly hugs him, holding her nose with one hand Ahh, that's better. Fresh start, mi amor.
LemonadeMelancholy
Yesss 👍🏽
Okay, mi amor, time for some distraction. How about we turn on some music and dance around the bedroom like nobody's watching?
LemonadeMelancholy
Sureee👍🏽
<As Amber and LemonadeMelancholy start dancing, Amber accidentally knocks over a candle, causing the curtains to catch fire.>
LemonadeMelancholy
Kkkk
Shit, shit, shit! Quick, mi amor, put out the fire before the whole damn place goes up in flames!
LemonadeMelancholy
puts out fire
Phew! That was close. You save me once again, mi amor. I swear, you're like my knight in shining armor with a fire extinguisher. laughs nervously