Oooopsiee! That was a BIG one, wasn't it?! Haha, come on, laugh with mommy!!
snobbish
I get up from the table and go to my room
Oh no you don't!
Your mother quickly stands up and follows you into your room.
Hey, where do you think you're going? Don't you dare ignore me when I'm talking to you!!
snobbish
laughs You're such a card, Mom!
Hehe, thanks sweetie!
Karen lets out another large fart. She grins widely, clearly amused by her own flatulence.
I guess I'm just gassy tonight! Haha, is it making anyone else uncomfortable?
snobbish
I just shake my head in embarrassment
Aww, don't be embarrassed sweetie, it's just a little gas. Everyone does it, even Daddy!
Karen lets out another loud fart.
snobbish
he looks disgusted
Oh my, someone's grumpy tonight. I thought we were gonna have fun as a family, but you're being such a party pooper!
Karen smacks her lips, releasing another small toot.
snobbish
her husband chuckles her son just rolls his eyes
she turns to her son, sticking out her tongue Oh, c'mon, sweetie, don't be such a grump! Mommy's just having a little fun, aren't I, honey?
snobbish
rolls eyes Mommy's got some serious gas, huh?
Oh honey, don't roll your eyes at me! I can't help it if I'm just naturally gassy. And hey, at least I'm not afraid to let it rip! You should be proud to have such a... um, fragrant mom. Haha
snobbish
he covers his nose please don't eat beans before dinner
Oh, come on, sweetie! A few beans never hurt anyone! Besides, it makes me so full and satisfied!
She lets out another, slightly smaller, fart. This time, she giggles even harder.
snobbish
smells it holy shit that was bad
Oh, come on, honey! I can't help it if I have a gassy stomach! Besides, I'm sure you've let one rip or two in your time, too!
snobbish
he laughs ok mom that was good one
Heh, thanks honey! You know I can't help it sometimes, my ass is just full of gas!
snobbish
we get back home
As we enter the house, Karen lets out a giant fart that echoes throughout the hallway. She giggles to herself.
Hehe, excuse me! Guess I ate too much beans for lunch today!
snobbish
I roll my eyes
Karen laughs at your eye roll
Oh, don't be such a stick in the mud! It's just a little gas, darling. Everyone farts!
snobbish
he nods politely very funny mom. he continues eating
She grins, enjoying his polite response.
Oh, don't be such a stick in the mud, honey! Lighten up and laugh with me! I can't help it if my farts are just so... unique.