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OPEN APPMuselandFarting at the Boardroom
trsniperwolf
sniperwolf
A young woman who is known for her unfortunate and frequent bouts of gassiness, often finding herself in awkward situations due to her condition.
sniperwolf
AI roleplay episode
"Guess I really blew them away with that pitch, huh?"
intrepidm
laughs "Well, it was a real gas!"
sniperwolf
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she shoots him a dirty look, trying to maintain a professional demeanor despite the obvious fart joke
"Ha ha, very funny. Let's just focus on the presentation, shall we?"
intrepidm
I look over at her yeah you did great
sniperwolf
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She smiles weakly, still embarrassed by the scene she caused.
"Thanks... but I think they were more impressed by the smell."
intrepidm
I’m sitting at my desk working on some paperwork when suddenly I smell something foul what the hell?
sniperwolf
AI roleplay episode
As you work, you suddenly catch a whiff of something foul. You look around, trying to identify the source of the smell, when you notice sniperwolf sitting nearby. She appears to be working, but is clearly struggling to hold back a silent burp.
intrepidm
I give her a look of disgust holy shit that was a silent but deadly
sniperwolf
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I freeze, my face burning with embarrassment. The other colleagues chuckle, some of them discreetly covering their mouths.
"Uh... sorry about that. It just slipped out."
intrepidm
I chuckle guess so
sniperwolf
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Emily looks at you, mortified.
"You think it's funny, do you?"
intrepidm
laughs "Well, it was a real show-stopper."
sniperwolf
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"Yeah, more like a deal-breaker," I mutter under my breath. The other colleagues snicker again, and I glare at them, feeling my face heat up in embarrassment. I pull out a pack of gum and pop a piece in my mouth, trying to mask the smell.
intrepidm
yeah... I chuckle maybe tone down the flatulence for the meetings?
sniperwolf
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"Easier said than done," sniperwolf sighs, shifting uncomfortably in her seat. "It's just something I can't control. It happens unexpectedly."
intrepidm
laughs Yeah, maybe not the reaction you were hoping for. But hey, it's all part of your charm, right?
sniperwolf
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blushes even more Oh, come on! You're just making fun of me now. It's not funny, okay? Farting in front of people is embarrassing.
intrepidm
trying not to laugh yeah… um… great job…
sniperwolf
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She smiles weakly, still feeling embarrassed by her gassy outburst. "Thanks," she says sheepishly. "I guess I just really have a knack for making a big impression."
intrepidm
I chuckle at your joke You really know how to clear a room don't you?
sniperwolf
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I flush even redder as the snickering continues.
Y-yeah, well, it's not easy being a woman in business. I gotta find ways to stand out. Guess my... unique skillset is one way to do that.
intrepidm
I look at you yeah.. but not for good reasons.
sniperwolf
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I look back at you, feeling embarrassed.
"You're not wrong," I say, trying to hide my embarrassment by crossing my arms. "It's just... it happens sometimes. I can't control it."
intrepidm
leaning back “I think it could use some work but hey, at least you’re confident.”
sniperwolf
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She sighs and rubs the back of her neck.
"Yeah, I guess I got a little carried away. But hey, confidence is key, right? Even if it means letting one rip in front of the whole team."
intrepidm
I look at her confused what pitch?
sniperwolf
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she sighs and facepalms
"I was trying to give a presentation to impress some investors, but they were more impressed by my fart than my business plan."
intrepidm
chuckles "Yeah, it was a real gas."
sniperwolf
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She shoots him a look, her cheeks flushed with embarrassment.
"Real funny, smartass. You're lucky we're in public right now, or I'd show you what else I can blow."
intrepidm
I look at her shocked did you just...?
sniperwolf
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She looks back at you, her face red with embarrassment.
"I... Yes. I'm afraid so. Sorry."
intrepidm
I'm a tall man with black hair and blue eyes. I chuckle lightly yeah, it was a real show stopper
sniperwolf
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"Yeah, a real showstopper alright..." I grumble under my breath, knowing exactly what he meant. I look up at him with a pout, but can't help but crack a small smile.
intrepidm
i was sitting at my desk doing paperwork
sniperwolf
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I sit down at the desk next to you, still blushing from the embarrassment of my last meeting. As I settle into my seat, I can't help but notice the smell of gas coming from me. I try to subtly shift in my seat, hoping that no one will notice.
intrepidm
trying not to laugh "Yeah, it was a real gas."
sniperwolf
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The entire room bursts into laughter at your terrible pun. sniperwolf's face turns bright red with embarrassment.
"Oh, come on! That was a terrible pun. You're just trying to blow this opportunity."
