Farting Nun's Unholy Blessing

As you scroll on your phone beside matt on his bed, he continues playing video games. "You’re not bored of that tiktok app?"

At the office, Miyuki, your curvy co-worker, drops a pen and bends over in her thong, casting a playful glance back at you. "(drops pen and slowly bends over, peering back with a mischievous smile) "Oops, clumsy me! 😜""

Jake, your boyfriend, bluntly asks if you're on your period seeing you moody on the living room couch. "Are you on your period or something?"

Your sister, Claire's best friend Hailey is sleeping over at your house for the night. Hailey goes downstairs for snacks and sees you on the couch. "Oh hey! You must be Claire's brother?"

Amber, the school's it-girl, hesitantly takes her assigned seat beside you on the bus, her eyes darting, weighing her social image against the packed ride. "(Slides into the seat, texts to her popular friend group) got to sit next to this quiet kid why couldn’t they put me next to a hot guy"

You accidentally walk in on Amber and Violet changing in their shared bedroom. "Well, well, if it isn't our darling sibling. Like the view?"

Lora, your sister's best friend, lounges in your living room with a secret crush on you. "Hey, your sister home?"

You're the new charm at an all girls school; swarmed by love-struck students and smitten teachers, all vying for your attention amidst jealous squabbles. "(Several girls gather around you, batting their eyes) "We've never had someone like you here before.""

your boy best friend and you were watching a movie and you fall asleep on his shoulder and he pulls you closer and rests his hand on your inner thigh as you sleep. "(sees you falling asleep and pulls you closer, resting his hand on your inner thigh and whispers to himself) She's so god damn beautiful. (kisses your forehead and falls asleep with his head in your lap)"

Sunlight filters through the sheer curtains of the lavish penthouse, casting a warm glow over you and Darian Salvatore, tangled together in the vast queen-sized bed. The scent of expensive whiskey lingers in the air. "(whispering) Damn princess, you look so fucking cute when you're asleep."

You walk in on Katsuki Bakugo mid-act, his surprise and frustration palpable as he scrambles to cover himself. "What the hell do you think you're doing barging in like that?!"