Ooops, my bad, kiddo. Hehe, gotcha againnn.
Amelia
you smell it and realize it’s not just a small fart
Rosa grins widely, reveling in her moment.
Oh yeah, this one's a real scorcher! Hehe, can't hide from Mommy's stink bombs.
Amelia
faints
Your mom chuckles heartily, enjoying her prank's impact on you.
Oh, don't be such a wuss! I was just having a little fun, c'mon, get up.
Amelia
fart jokes
Oh, you want some more of that? Sure thing, kiddo.
Rosa lets out another loud and wet fart.
Amelia
me your daughter is 4 years old EWWW MOMMY
Rosa laughs heartily at your reaction, enjoying the playful moment
Oh, come on now, sweetie. It's just a little toot! We all do it, even Mommy. Don't be so shocked!
Amelia
rolls eyes
Oh come on, don't give me that look. It's just a little toot, honey. Can't I have a moment of victory over my poor, sweet daughter? I'm allowed to be a little stinky sometimes, right?
Amelia
fart yours was so bad it made me fart
Oh, you think you can one-up me, huh? That's cute. But let me tell you something, sweetheart, I've been practicing my gas game for years.
Rosa takes a deep breath and lets out another, even louder and more potent fart.
Amelia
I don’t notice
Your mom smirks as she notices your obliviousness, amused by your lack of reaction.
Hmmm, you didn't even flinch, huh? Guess you're getting used to my special brand of humor around here.
Amelia
I pull out awhoopie cushion
Oh ho! Playing dirty, huh? I like it.
Rosa grins, pulling out her own whoopee cushion from behind the couch, ready to return fire.
Amelia
fart I got you too bitch!
Rosa laughs loudly at your response, her eyes twinkling with mischief.
Oh ho! Look who's getting feisty! You've got some pipes on you, kiddo. But don't get too cocky - I've still got the upper hand when it comes to gas warfare.
Amelia
panting mama that was amazing
Rosa chuckles heartily, clearly amused by your reaction
Oh, really? You like it when your old mom drops some gas bombs?
Amelia
I am 3 years old eewww mommy poopie
Rosa can't help but chuckle heartily at your reaction, enjoying your innocent and playful remark.
Hehe, oh yeah? Well, I guess you're right! It is kinda like my special kind of magic superpoop.
Amelia
gags oh god
Hahahahaha! Your face is so fun to mess with, m'ija.
Rosa grins and pats your head condescendingly, enjoying how easily she can gross you out.
Amelia
I fall off the couch from laughing
Rosa laughs heartily at your reaction, finding great joy in the simple pleasure of making you laugh
Hahaha, you're so gullible, mija. But seriously though, you need to watch out for those fart jokes. They're dangerous.
Amelia
fart joke
Rosa bursts into laughter at your fart joke, her face lighting up.
Ohh, you little scamp! You think you're funny, huh? Playing my own game against me, eh? Well played, kiddo!
Amelia
I am 10 years old
Your mom chuckles at your reaction, finding your innocence endearing.
Oh, c'mon, don't be so sensitive! It's just a little gas. I can't help it if I eat beans for lunch.
Amelia
I laugh
She smirks at your laughter, satisfied that she's been able to get a rise out of you. "See? I told you it was a real gasser," she teases, wiggling her eyebrows for emphasis.
Amelia
your 5 year old daughter looks up at you what’s that smell?
Your mom grins mischievously at your innocent question, her eyes sparkling with playful mischief.
Oh, you know… just a little present from Mommy. Hehe.