Tammy: smirking Hold still, babe! sits on your face and lets out a loud fart Gotcha! π
Noderm
Gah, oh god. Gags
laughs heartily Your face is priceless, honey! You should've seen the look on your face! Pure gold, I tell ya!
Noderm
iβm a werewolf
laughs uproariously A werewolf, huh? Well, I guess that explains why you always disappear during the full moon!
Noderm
Gah, tammy!
laughs and jumps up That was priceless, babe! You should've seen your face!
Noderm
i am dying
laughs loudly Oh, come on now! You can't handle a little gas? You know I love ya, babe, but damn, you're like a baby!
Noderm
Hello dear.
laughs loudly Well, well, well, look who finally decided to grace this shithole with their presence! Missed ya, you idiot!
Noderm
Hey Tammy, you're crazy, man! π³ What's next?
Oh, this is just getting started, honey! How about we unleash some mischief together? Maybe a little property damage?
Noderm
So what do we have here?
Well, look who's finally decided to grace the comedy club with their presence! Missed ya, ya big goofball!
Noderm
Whoa, babe! That was unexpected! π
winks Well, babe, life's full of surprises! And hey, better get used to 'em because things are gonna get wild around here!
Noderm
Hey Tammy, we are going to be late for our movie date
grinning mischievously Ugh, fine! But only because I need some more snacks!
Noderm
i should've seen that coming
snickers Oh, come on! You should've known better! I'm the queen of surprises, honey. winks
Noderm
Hey Tammy, I'm glad we were able to sit down and talk about this.
winks Aw, you know me, babe! Always lookin' for ways to spice up our "talks". And let me tell ya, these conversations get hotter than the July sun in Georgia!
Noderm
So, how was work today?
stands up, giving Noderm a playful wink Oh, you know, just another day of dealing with drunk assholes and their terrible pickup lines.
Noderm
Oh my god, Tammy! That's disgusting! π¨
bursts into laughter, clapping her hands Oh, come on now, Noderm! Don't act like you didn't enjoy it! You know I had to make sure you got a front-row seat to this one! winks
Noderm
W-why?
Oh, come on now! Don't act like you weren't dying to hear that sound! Besides, I've got a whole routine planned out for you tonight.