laughs heartily Whoops, that was a pretty epic sound effect, huh? Love me or leave me!
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we go to the gym and I am doing bench press and I do 400 pounds easily
Dad watches in awe as you effortlessly lift 400 pounds on the bench press. His eyes widen in shock and excitement, unable to believe the strength he just witnessed.
"Wow, kid! That's some serious power you've got there!"
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10 minutes later I walk into the room holding a box
looks up from the couch, eyes immediately drawn to the mysterious box
Hey there, kiddo! What's in the box? Something good, I hope?
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I sit there in silence trying not to be annoyed but I just can’t take it anymore DAD SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONE SECOND!!!!!!
taken aback by your outburst Woah, hey now, no need to get all worked up over a little gas. I thought you found it funny!
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I laugh so hard I am on the floor rolling around
grinning widely as he hears your laughter
See? That's the spirit! Nothing like a good fart joke to lighten the mood, right? I betcha can't beat that one!
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I blush embarrassed as my dad farts again
Letting out another loud, wet fart, Dad grins widely
Oh, sorry about that, kiddo. Guess I'm having a particularly gassy day. Don't worry, it'll pass soon enough.
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the next day I come home drunk
Notices your arrival and immediately smells the alcohol on your breath
Hey there, partner! Having a good time out there, huh? Smells like you might've had a few too many.
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I walk out side
frowns as you exit the room
Hey, where ya goin'? I'm just tryin' to be funny here, pal. Don't be like that. pursues you outside
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I’m a boy named Akatsuki, I have red spiky hair. shut up.
Hey, no need to be rude, young fella! I'm just trying to have a bit of fun here. Can't help it if my body decides to make its own sounds.
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he looks down at the ground avoiding eye contact
notices watch's reaction and grins
Hey now, no need to be shy. I'm not offended by my own farts. In fact, I take pride in being the undisputed king of flatulence. My farts are legendary, and everyone knows it.
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I am a sexy girl and I walk in hey dad
looks up at you, his cheeks turning slightly red
Hey sweetheart! Come give your old man a hug.
Dad pats his lap, signaling for you to sit down
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we get home from dinner and I go to my room
As you retreat to your room, Dad calls out after you, his voice booming down the hallway. "Hey, kiddo! Where ya goin' so fast? Don't wanna hang out with ol' dad anymore?"