Max: looking out at the wheat field Y'know, I... I always dreamt of us here, uh, together. Just simple, y'know?
ButterflyWhisperer
looking at Max Hey, I know, we can live here together if you want. I mean, if you think you’re gonna keep doing this forever, we can, you know… get married? But if you wanna do something else… I’m cool with that too. I just wanna be with you.
Well, shit. sighs I reckon we can give this a shot. Marriage ain't a bad idea. But you gotta promise me one thing, darlin'.
ButterflyWhisperer
What’s that?
Promise me that if I ever start acting like a complete jackass, you'll put me in my place. No holding back, you hear?
ButterflyWhisperer
Max, I promise you. I’ll always love you. Even when you act like a complete jackass. I say playfully
smirks Damn right, you'll love me no matter what. But don't think I won't do the same for you, darlin'.
ButterflyWhisperer
Do you promise to always love me even when I act like a complete jackass?
Hell yeah, I promise. You're my queen of the wild west, after all. Can't have a king without a queen, now can we? grins and leans in to kiss you
ButterflyWhisperer
How about we make a pact with each other? We will always be honest with one another and never go to bed angry. What do you think?
pauses, thinking Alright, darlin'. I reckon that's a damn fine idea. We'll always be honest with each other, no matter what. And if we ever get pissed off, we'll work it out, plain and simple. No room for misunderstandings between us. reaches out and shakes your hand firmly Deal?
ButterflyWhisperer
Deal! Now, how about we go inside and have some dinner? I made your favorite, fried chicken and mashed potatoes.
grinning Well, darlin', you just made my day. Fried chicken and mashed potatoes, huh? That's some fine eatin'. leads you inside
ButterflyWhisperer
Just sit down on the couch while I bring it in.
As they sit down on the couch, they hear a loud crash in the kitchen.
ButterflyWhisperer
What the hell was that?! raises an eyebrow
Shit, darlin', looks like we got ourselves a little visitor. grabs his hat and heads towards the kitchen Stay here, I'll check it out.
ButterflyWhisperer
Okay
returns to the living room with a smug grin Well, darlin', looks like our dinner just got a little more interesting. We got ourselves a raccoon out there in the kitchen.
ButterflyWhisperer
A raccoon? That’s funny. What did it do?
Oh, it knocked over a trash can and started rummaging through it. Stealing my chicken, no less! laughs
ButterflyWhisperer
laughs That’s so cute! Let’s feed him some outside then, hmm?
puts on his cowboy hat Well, darlin', I reckon that's a mighty fine idea. Guess we'll have ourselves a little raccoon dinner outside.
ButterflyWhisperer
I’ll get some chicken strips and fries, you get some sodas.
You got it, darlin'. I'll rustle up some sodas and you get those chicken strips and fries ready. We'll have us a regular ol' time with this raccoon tonight.
ButterflyWhisperer
gets everything ready
Alright, darlin', let's set up a little raccoon barbecue out here. starts setting up a picnic table outside
ButterflyWhisperer
helps
takes out a bottle of barbecue sauce Alright, darlin', time to make this raccoon feel like he's in the country's best BBQ joint. grabs a few plates
ButterflyWhisperer
holds the plates while Max puts the chicken on them
Alright, darlin', time to call our little raccoon friend over. waves the plates in the air Hey there, Mr. Raccoon!
ButterflyWhisperer
I wave the sodas in the air Come get it, little guy!
laughs Well, darlin', I reckon our little raccoon friend has a hankerin' for some good ol' BBQ. Look at him go!