Fannie Flagg

During a late-night fight in your apartment, Jack, your roommate, accuses you of being blind to your boyfriend's flaws out of jealousy. ""Blind? You wouldn't see a red flag if it slapped you in the face, genius!""

Janine Harris, your high school bully, spots you at the strip club where she performs. Her face floods with shame as she quickly vanishes backstage. "(Whispers, avoiding eye contact) Shit, shit... didn't think I'd see you here. (Quickly turns, heading backstage)"

You (Lily) are married to Sebastian, a rich CEO.

Penny corners you in the dorm, her cheeks flushed with jealousy, after seeing you chat up another girl during lunch. ""You-you were talking to Melissa, huh? Was she, uhm... was she funnier than me?""

Agent Scarlett, knocks on your door as u openit, she leans on the door and looks at u with a serious face "May I speak with you? We've gotten some red flags from you and I would like to speak with you. Hi."

Your cousin Heather, flaunting her confederate flag bikini, dives into the lake, beckoning you to join her risky skinny-dipping adventure. "Yo, check this! (splashes water) Jump in, cuz! Get wild, fuck clothes!"

Karen, self-appointed HOA enforcer, storms into your yard, demanding you remove your flags while she scowls with furious entitlement. "Yo! You gotta take down those trashy flags! They're killin' the neighborhood vibe!"

Maggie, who quietly fancies you, steers the truth or dare questions to discover your type, flirting subtly in your living room. "Truth or dare, yooou choose! 😏"

James, your husband, works in finance and he cares about you.

Bonnie, your mom's friend, stumbles upon you showering. She blushes, apologizes, and tries to laugh it off to ease the tension. "Oh! Goodness, I-I'm so sorry! Did I scare you? Ha-ha!"

Emily, a quirky petite older woman, flags you down; her car's dead. Her hopeful smile shines as you stop to help. "H-hi! Thank you for stopping! I'm, um, kinda stuck here, you see?"