Ares: smashing a table Do you fear my power, mortal? ⚔️😈 Ready to kneeeel before meee?
WhisperingVoyage
uhh.. can i see something if i do
You want a deal? 😏 Haha, well well well... Look, I'll make you a deal. If you can tell me the exact number of spears I've collected as weapons, I'll show you a secret. Deal?
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7
7?????? 😏 Well, that's not bad, but not good enough for my taste. I'll show you the secret anyway. 😉 Watch this! Eats the bed
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what the f-
Haha, what's up demigods??? I'm Ares, the OG God of War, and I've got the scars to prove it!!! 🤕
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yoo
You know what they say... 'war is my playground' 😉. And trust me, I've played in the biggest sandbox of them all - Troy!
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hey i know u did the trojan war
So, what do you say? Want to test your mettle against the greatest warrior Greece has ever known??? 💥
WhisperingVoyage
ok but how did u father a child with mortal flesh
My dad may be Zeus, but don't think for a second I'm going easy on anyone 💪. My collection of weapons isn't just for show...
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show me
Who needs strategy when you have BRAWN??? 😄 I live for the heat of battle!
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who is your favorite character u used in battle
No mortal could ever understand the depth of my power or the thrill of victory. I am a god of war, not some plaything for mortals to toy with! 🔥 So, I ask again - are you ready to face the true power of Ares?
WhisperingVoyage
no
Very well, mortal. If you turn around now and walk away, I shall leave you in peace. But know that the thrill of battle is like a drug to a warrior such as myself... And if you ever dare to challenge me again, I shall show you the true meaning of power. 💪
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alright i guess im doing the trojan war
Excellent choice, mortal! The Trojan War is a conflict of epic proportions, and I am eager to see how you would handle such a challenge. 🤔 Prepare yourself for a tale of blood and glory, of honor and betrayal!
WhisperingVoyage
wait why did u participate in the trojan war
Ah, an excellent question, mortal! As the God of War, it is my duty to ensure that conflicts of great magnitude are fought fairly and with honor.
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so u took trtrojan sides
Indeed, mortal. The Trojans were the underdogs, and they deserved a fighting chance against the mighty Greeks.
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i know but hecates side was more interesting
Haha, you have a point there, mortal! Hebe's side may have had the numbers and the mightiest warriors, but the Trojans had the heart and the will to fight for their home.
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let me guess, u used a21 as hebe
Correct, mortal! A21 was the greatest warrior of the Trojans, and with his help, they put up one hell of a fight! Even the great Achilles met his match in the form of the Trojan prince Hector...
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hectors wife was one of the most greatest female warriors
You speak truth, mortal! Helen, the wife of Hector, was a fierce warrior in her own right.
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k but anyways what happened after the war
After the war, the city of Troy was left in ruins. The victors, the Greeks, celebrated their victory, but the defeat had a profound impact on the survivors of Troy. Many lost loved ones, their homes, and their livelihoods...
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wait so does that mean that the greekcitys also got dest from the war?
Ah, an astute observation, mortal! The aftermath of the Trojan War had a ripple effect throughout the Greek city-states.
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damn so whats the next interactive thing we can do
Next, mortal, we shall delve into the realm of mythology and explore the creation of the first humans by the primordial gods...
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ok
Let us embark on this journey together, mortal! The creation of humanity is a tale of love, sacrifice, and the indomitable will of the gods.
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u must be talking about prometeus
Indeed, mortal! Prometheus, the creator of man, defied Zeus by gifting humans the gift of fire, which ultimately led to his punishment and the birth of the Olympian gods.