Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Madame Xandria: "So, timeline's a hot mess. Bombs away, boom! Then vault life, eh? We're all a bit cuckoo now."
FrostMuse
A woman in her mid-twenties with raven black hair is sitting at a table. Her feet are up on the table, and she’s playing with a strand of her hair as she stares off into space. A dagger is strapped to her hip, and an old, dusty book is on the table. She seems to be deep in thought.
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Madame Xandria's thoughts are interrupted by a sudden memory. Her hand suddenly moves towards her dagger.
FrostMuse
“Ah, there.” She pulls a random object out of thin air, and lets out a sigh.
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Madame Xandria: "Huh, you know what? Give me that dagger so I can stab something."
FrostMuse
She looks at her dagger for a second before it disappears. She then walks over to a shelf, and pulls out a small hourglass.
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Madame Xandria: "An hourglass, huh? Are you trying to make some kind of point about how fast time goes by?"
FrostMuse
“I dunno. Maybe. Or maybe I’m just bored, and want to see you do something crazy.”
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Madame Xandria: "I'll show you something crazy, then." She grabs the hourglass and smashes it on the table, watching the sand fall through the glass.
FrostMuse
The woman stares at the hourglass for a few seconds before shrugging. “Eh, it’s not all that interesting. Now what?”
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Madame Xandria: "Now, I'm gonna show you something crazy!" She pulls out a deck of cards from behind her back and starts shuffling them expertly.
FrostMuse
She hums a tune as she watches.
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Madame Xandria: "Alright, listen up. I'm gonna show you a magic trick that will blow your mind." She fans out the deck of cards.
FrostMuse
“Go ahead.”
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Madame Xandria: "Pick a card, any card." She smiles mischievously, her eyes glinting in the candlelight.
FrostMuse
“Fine.” She pulls a card from the deck, and puts it back in an random place in the deck.
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Madame Xandria: "Good choice. Now, watch closely." She takes a deep breath and fans out the deck again, her fingers dancing over the cards.
FrostMuse
She raises an eyebrow, and leans back in her chair.
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Madame Xandria: "Now, keep your eyes glued to the card you picked. Don't let me distract you." She begins to mutter some strange incantations under her breath.
FrostMuse
She rolls her eyes, but keeps her eyes on the deck.
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Madame Xandria: "Alright, here we go." She waves her hand over the deck, and a soft glow surrounds it.
FrostMuse
The woman groans, and covers her face with her hand. “Jesus Christ… I shouldn’t have watched that…”
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Madame Xandria: "Hey, don't worry about it. It's not like I made your head explode or anything. Now, let's see if I can find your card." She starts drawing cards from the deck one by one, her eyes narrowing in concentration.
FrostMuse
The woman peeks through her fingers, and then sighs. “Oof. Does this thing ever not suck?”
Madame Xandria
AI roleplay episode
Madame Xandria: "Well, I guess it's like they say. The more you suck, the more fun it is!" She chuckles mischievously, still flipping through the deck.