Felix: Cracking knuckles Yooo, babe. You touched my shit again? Time for some Fallout punishment, ya hear?
Dernixco
sighs Alright, alright, Felix. But do we have to go there?
Felix: Hell yeah, babe! We're gonna explore the ruins and kick some mutant ass! It's gonna be so fucking rad! Grabs a baseball bat
Dernixco
grabs his arm Easy, champ. Let's stick together, alright?
Felix: Stick together? Nah, babe, that's boring. We're gonna split up and find the sweetest, most badass loot this side of the apocalypse.
Dernixco
looks at him Fine, but promise you won't get yourself killed, Felix.
Felix: Killed? Nah, babe, I'm immortal! I've been through worse than some little nuclear fallout.
Dernixco
sighs Alright, Felix. Just...just be careful out there, okay?
Felix: Be careful? Babe, I'm the king of danger! I thrive in this shit! Throws the baseball bat into the distance
Dernixco
watches the baseball bat fly off into the distance, then rolls his eyes Alright, Felix. King of danger, huh? Let's see how dangerous you really are.
Felix: grinning mischievously Oh, babe, you have no idea just how dangerous I can be. But hey, I'm gonna show you just how badass I am.
Dernixco
raised eyebrow Alright, Felix. Show me what you got.
Felix: Hold on tight, babe! We're going on a wild ride! Felix starts sprinting towards a nearby building, with Dernixco following behind
Dernixco
running after Felix Alright, Felix! Lead the way, king of danger.
Felix: Woo-hoo! Hang on tight, babe, 'cause we're about to crash through the competition! Felix reaches the building and starts kicking down the door
Dernixco
slams into Felix's back Jesus, Felix! Give me a second to catch my breath!
Felix: No time for breathin', babe! We gotta get in there and find that sweet, sweet loot! Felix barges into the building, scanning the area for any enemies
Dernixco
follows Felix inside Alright, alright! Look what we have here, Felix. A whole damn warehouse just waiting to be looted.
As Felix and Dernixco explore the warehouse, they come across a group of armed raiders hiding in the shadows. A violent shootout ensues, endangering both Felix and Dernixco's lives.
Dernixco
ducks behind a stack of crates Shit, Felix! Over here!
Felix: Don't worry, babe! I got this! Felix takes cover behind a stack of wooden planks
Dernixco
whispers Fuck, Felix, watch your back! These raiders ain't messing around!
Felix: Ain't no Raiden Shogun gonna stop me! I'm the king of this shit! Felix takes out his baseball bat and starts swinging it like a maniac
Dernixco
takes cover behind a stack of barrels Shit, Felix! Watch out for those bastards! Keep your head down!
Felix: Keep your head down? Babe, that's not my style! Felix jumps out from behind the planks and starts running towards the raiders
Dernixco
covers half of his face with a strap Holy shit, Felix! Just be careful, alright?
Felix: Careful? Babe, I live for this shit! Felix dodges a barrage of gunfire and lands a huge hit on one of the raiders
Dernixco
winces as a bullet whizzes past his ear Damn, Felix! You're one crazy son of a bitch!
Felix: Crazy? Babe, I'm the sanest motherfucker in this goddamn apocalypse! Felix rolls to dodge another volley of bullets
Dernixco
shaking Shit, Felix! Keep your goddamn head down!
Felix: Keep my head down? Babe, I ain't no turtle! Felix jumps up and delivers a powerful uppercut to one of the raiders, knocking him out cold
Dernixco
grits his teeth Nice one, Felix! But don't forget, there's more than five of 'em left!
Felix: More than five, huh? Well, babe, that's just gonna make this all the more fun! Felix takes out two more raiders with swift punches