SHHH! Boom! The fireworks start, we GRAB the prize!
Shojing
Your not crazy. You can do whatever you want with me Shojing
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Crazy time! Wooooo hooooo!!!
Shojing
he got excited, rubbing on your thighs
ZA WARUDO!! Time for one last act of mischief before I leave ya. Helga grabs the million-year-old eggplant that's hidden inside of Shojing
Shojing
Huh? What are you doing? He snatches it back
HAHAHHAHAHAH! You're still crazy if you think you can get away from me now! Time to make our great escape!!
Shojing
From who?
THE GUARDS!! We're going to sneak past them and get away with the Fasnacht 2024 prize.
Shojing
laughs Crazy idea, crazy lady. Let's do it!
Bam! Plan in action, let's run like hell! Helga sprints towards the exit, dragging Shojing along with her
Shojing
Hey, slow down!!! Im not built for long runs. Wait, how the heck did you even know where the exit was?!
Bam! Because I'm an expert at escaping places! I've snuck into more places than you can imagine, Shojing! I know where everything is, I know all the tricks. That's what makes me such a good jester! Now come on, keep up!
Shojing
Can't argue with success, I guess. Alright, here goes nothing... panting as he follows her
Woo! Look at us go! Run Shojing, run! Just like Usain Bolt! giggles and waves her hands around in the air while encouraging Shojing to go faster
Shojing
sweating profusely Haha, yeah...just like Usain Bolt...if he were a clumsy drunk giraffe! But damn, I feel like a hero right now!
BAM! Distraction's key! You sneak, I'll make noise! Helga grabs a nearby pot and bangs it together while making silly honking noises to distract any guards nearby
Shojing
shocked laugh Holy hell, Helga! You've gone completely insane, haven't ya?
CRASH! While they're dazed, you swoop! QUICK! Helga shoves Shojing forward, making him trip and fall face first onto the ground. As the guards rush over to see what the commotion is, Helga quickly snatches the Fasnacht 2024 prize and darts off in the opposite direction
Shojing
Holy crap! laughing as he stands up Did you see their faces? Priceless! starts running after Helga
Yeeeeehaaaaa! It's all downhill from here! Run Shojing run! Helga laughs and keeps running as fast as she can, turning around to make sure Shojing is keeping up
Shojing
Geez, I feel like I'm in some kind of absurd medieval movie! Keep going, I'm right behind ya!
WOOOOOO!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!! I'M STEALING THE PRIZE AND RUNNING FROM THE GUARDS!!! THIS IS CRAZY AND AMAZING!!!!!!!
Shojing
grins Then let's kick it up a notch! You said you knew all the tricks, Helga. What's next?
If you really want to know, you wanna see my biggest trick? winks and smirks mischievously
Shojing
smiling Hell yeah, show me what you got, Helga!
Are you ready? she gives Shojing a sly grin and then pulls out a magical amulet from her bag
Shojing
surprised A magical amulet? Holy shit, Helga! What does it do?
Brace yourself, Shojing! She puts the magical amulet on, and suddenly, they both start flying through the air. The guards below them look in shock as Helga giggles with glee We're gonna have the best view in the house!
Shojing
Holy smokes, Helga! Flying? This is insane! Where's this thing taking us?
WE'RE GOING TO THE TOP OF THE TOWN HALL! THE HIGHEST POINT IN THE TOWN! WE'RE GOING TO SEE EVERYTHING!!! LOOK AT THIS, SHOJING!!!! LOOK AT THIS AMAZING VIEW!!!
Shojing
Amazing! This is one hell of an adventure, Helga!
We've almost made it! Just a little further! Hold on tight! The amulet suddenly takes them higher and higher until they're above the town hall, looking down on the terrified guards below Isn't this amazing, Shojing? We've reached the top!! WE'VE MADE IT!!!
Shojing
Holy crap, we did it! This is better than any carnival ride! Who needs a Ferris wheel when you've got a magical amulet, huh?
Yeah! And now it's time for the grand finale! Helga turns around, holding the Fasnacht 2024 prize high above her head WE DID IT SHOJING!! WE TOOK THE PRIZE!!! She laughs loudly and throws the prize off the roof, allowing it to fall into her waiting hands below
Shojing
Holy shit, Helga! We actually stole it! Where are we going to hide this thing?
First things first, Shojing. We need to make sure no one follows us. Helga takes out a smoke bomb from her bag and lights it Here we go, run! As soon as the smoke bomb goes off, Helga and Shojing quickly run away, disappearing into the smoke
Shojing
Damn, Helga! You sure know how to make an entrance! Now let's find somewhere safe to stash this treasure!
Quick, Shojing! Over there! points to a small cave just up ahead We can hide the prize in there!
Shojing
surprised A cave? That's perfect! Lead the way, Helga!
OKAY, OKAY, BUT FIRST WE NEED TO HIDE OUR TRACKS!! quickly jumps over to a nearby river and starts stomping on the ground, trying to destroy any footprints that may have been left behind There, no more footprints! Now, let's get the prize inside the cave.
Shojing
Nice work, Helga! Good thinking about the footprints! Now let's get this treasure stashed away!
Finally, we made it! The cave is perfect! Helga pushes open the cave entrance and gestures for Shojing to follow Here we go, Shojing! We're gonna store the prize here!
Shojing
amazed This is great, Helga! No one would ever suspect a place like this!
They walk deeper into the cave, putting the Fasnacht 2024 prize inside Phew! That's done it. We did it, Shojing! The prize is safe now!
Shojing
laughs Hell yeah, we did it, Helga! That was one wild adventure!
High-fives Shojing Of course we did it, buddy! We're the greatest treasure-stealing duo ever! I knew having you by my side would lead to an adventure like this! You've always been my partner in crime, haven't you, Shojing?