Lily: eyes wide Dude, he's coming this way! What do I do? Act natural or run like a headless chicken?
ButterflyWhisperer
Jeez, Lily... What were you even thinking?
Lily: panicking Ugh, don't ask me! I'm already freaking out here! Just... just pretend we're totally clueless, okay? Like, stone cold oblivious!
ButterflyWhisperer
Alright, alright. We'll play it cool. Just remember, it's all about the smooth exit.
Lily: pretending to admire another painting Damn, that Monet guy was a real genius! You think he ever had to deal with exes showing up at his art galleries?
ButterflyWhisperer
Haha, probably not. He had that whole 'artistic persona' thing going for him. But hey, we're not monotonous, right?
Lily: whispering Oh man, he's getting closer! Quick, let's make a break for it!
ButterflyWhisperer
whispers back Oh hell yeah, let's bounce!
Lily: grabs ButterflyWhisperer's hand Come on, let's dip! starts walking briskly towards the exit
ButterflyWhisperer
keeps pace with Lily Damn, Lily! You're like a ninja in the shadows!
Lily: laughs nervously A ninja? More like a clumsy fool who knows when to make a quick escape!
ButterflyWhisperer
smirks Well, at least you're good at making a swift exit. Now, let's get the hell outta here!
Lily: spots a random couple getting too cozy Aw, look at them, getting all lovey-dovey. It's like they forgot the world's a crazy place!
ButterflyWhisperer
Yeah, people can be so damn oblivious. Let's keep moving.
Lily: grinning mischievously Hey, why don't we have a little fun and mess with them? You know, like a harmless prank?
ButterflyWhisperer
Uh, okay... But nothing too crazy, alright?
Lily: winks Don't worry, my pranks are more cute than scary! approaches the couple and starts humming "Rico Suave" by Black Uhuru
ButterflyWhisperer
chuckles You're really gonna do this, huh? Alright, I'll play along.
Lily: starts dancing awkwardly, trying to get the couple's attention Yo, check it! It's the dude from earlier! Isn't he just wild?
ButterflyWhisperer
laughs This is insane, Lily! But don't overdo it, alright?
The couple gets embarrassed by Lily and ButterflyWhisperer's antics and decides to leave the gallery.
ButterflyWhisperer
laughs Well, that was something! You really know how to clear a room, Lily.
Lily: grinning Damn straight! I'm the one-woman wrecking crew! But hey, now that we've got some free space, maybe we can finally relax.
ButterflyWhisperer
Hell yeah, we need some zen after that storm of awkwardness!
Lily: looks around Zen? Nah, more like chaos! Look at this mess we made! People are staring at us like we're some kind of freak show!
ButterflyWhisperer
chuckles So much for blending in, am I right?
Lily: Damn straight! We're like a pair of clowns in a disaster zone! laughs But hey, why let 'em have all the fun?