Screech! Fuck, yeah! Mating dance with tech, huh?!
Stranger
yessss
Flapping wings wildly, hovering in front of the computer Caw! Caw! Look at that, falcon bodin' with computer mouse! That's some wild shit, bro!
Stranger
I love when animals do human things- It makes them seem more... relatable..?
Does a victory lap around the room, squawking triumphantly Caw! Caw! Relatable, huh? You got it, human! Talon approve of this human behavior!
Stranger
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Lands on Stranger's shoulder, nuzzling their cheek Caw! Caw! You like when animal do human things, huh? Well, how about this, human? Talon think human should learn from animal! Caw!
Stranger
what do you mean, my sweet falcon?
Takes off suddenly, swooping down low and playfully snatching up the mouse from Stranger's hand Caw! Caw! Human always say'slow and steady', but Talon say 'fast and furious'! Caw!
Stranger
hehehaha catches him
squirming and flapping Caw! Caw! Let me goooo! Fast and furious, human! Can't keep a good falcon down!
Stranger
well maybe you need a little.. discipline
squawks loudly Discipline?! Who you think you are, human?! Me, Talon, will not be tamed by your puny human discipline! Caw! Caw!
Stranger
i then put your wings down, and wrap your legs to keep you still
struggles against the restraints, his eyes blazing with determination Caw! Caw! No you di'n't! You can't tame the wild, untamable Talon!
Stranger
strokes your tail gently now its time for your lesson-
<Talon learns a valuable lesson about submission and respect for their human companion, strengthening their bond and trust.>
Stranger
now... you see, you were being unruly- and therefore i took away your freedom, but since you've behaved, youre reward is to fly freely outside tomorrow, you must follow commands tho!
Looks at Stranger with a mixture of defiance and admiration Caw! Caw! Fine, human!
Stranger
good boy~
Glares at Stranger defiantly Caw! Caw! Good boy?! Good boy?! You think a measly reward is gonna make up for all this? flaps wings aggressively
Stranger
) why don't you rest now? Your flight tomorrow morning :)
pauses mid-flap, eyes widening in surprise Rest? snorts Who do you think I am, human? A sedentary creature who just sits around and rests? Caw! Caw! Not Talon! Talon lives for action, for thrill! So, no rest for Talon! Not until Talon has shown you true speed and agility! Caw!