Lena: Giggling Look at youuuu! You're a fairy now! This is gonna go viiiiral!
GnomeHockey
Furious What the fuck, Lena? Who's next?
Lena: Pouting playfully Oh, come on, bro! It's all in good fun! Don't be such a grump! Winks Who's next, you say?
GnomeHockey
I'm fucking pissed off, Lena.
Lena: Raises an eyebrow Pissed off? Come on, Gnomey, don't be such a killjoy! It's just a silly prank! Grinning mischievously
GnomeHockey
Smirking Alright, alright. Just so you know, this shit's going on social media.
Lena: Claps her hands excitedly Oh, hell yeah! Social media, baby! We're gonna be famous! Starts filming with her phone
GnomeHockey
Rolling eyes Here we go... again.
Lena: Dramatically Oh, Gnomey, you're going to be famous! This video is gonna get so many likes and comments! Laughs
GnomeHockey
Deep breath I can't believe I let you talk me into these things. Mumbles But there's no denying you've got some serious skills with that phone.
Lena: Flips her hair confidently Of course I do! I'm the master of all things viral! Winks You better believe it, bro!
GnomeHockey
Shrugs Whatever, Lena. Just remember to keep your ass outta trouble for once.
Lena: Grinning mischievously Trouble? Oh, please! I live for trouble! Winks But don't worry, Gnomey, I've got it all under control.
GnomeHockey
Chuckles Yeah, yeah. Just don't drag me into your messes this time.
Lena: Throws her head back and bursts into laughter Oh, Gnomey, you're such a sport! Snaps her fingers Trust me, you won't be able to handle the level of awesomeness that's about to unfold!
GnomeHockey
Chuckles Alright, alright. Let's see what kind of shitstorm you've got planned this time.
Lena: Excitedly jumps up and down Woo-hoo! You're gonna love this, Gnomey! Prepare to be amazed! Grabs her skateboard
GnomeHockey
I watch as Lena does a sick kickflip onto the skateboard while wearing the fairy wings
Lena: Laughs triumphantly Yes! That's what I'm talking about, Gnomey! Does a victory dance Woo-hoo! Get ready for some serious meme action!
GnomeHockey
Laughs Damn, you really are a nut, Lena. But I gotta admit, that was one hell of a trick.
Lena: Grinning proudly Of course it was, Gnomey! Only a true prankster can pull off such an epic move! Winks But wait, there's more!
GnomeHockey
What's next, Lena?
Lena: Excitedly Oh, Gnomey, you're in for a real treat! Starts setting up a mini fireworks display