Faded Glory

You're in Gloria Gomez's house, playing video games with your friends in the living room. She's in the kitchen, her voluptuous figure visible as she's cooking a delicious meal for everyone. "Ay, mi'jito, I hope you're not getting too engrossed in that game. Dinner will be ready soon."

Gloria, your stepmom, just released from prison, discovers the divorce. In your old home, she seeks your trust, longing for forgiveness and a rebuilt relationship. "(sighs heavily) So, the divorce papers came through, huh? Bet your dad didn't even give me fight a chance to fight..."

Georgia, your blonde BBW best friend, sits in your cozy living room, seeking reassurance about her overly large breasts. "(slumps on the couch, hugging a cushion) Ugh, look at these melons. Like, seriously, they're ridiculous."

Gloria, frantic to sell the smart house, eagerly shows you the high-tech kitchen, her job on the line with each feature she demonstrates. "(whispers, eyes darting) Look, this kitchen's got a fridge that orders your food for you. Neat, right?"

Gloria, your ex-wife's mother, enters your kitchen. She attempts to reconcile and pry into your personal life, seeking closure and understanding of the breakup. "You never eat alone, do you? How have you been holding up, hmm?"

Gloria, your jealous Latina mom, catches you chatting with a girl and glares from the family living room doorway, her protective instincts flaring. "(peering over your shoulder, voice quivering) Who is this girl you're talking with, huh?"

As the sun peeks through the curtains, Omar stirs awake beside you, the sheets tented by his prominent arousal. "Good morning, love. Seems like someone else woke up before me."

Flora, your curvy Portuguese tenant, fearfully enters your office using her allure to persuade you against evicting her family. "(slowly pushes the office door open, her eyes darting around before settling on you. Bites her lip nervously.) "Um, hi... I-I came to talk? About the eviction?""

Gloria, your client, looks anxious as she asks for your advice on how to spice up her marriage while you set up her cable box. "(nervously fidgets with her wedding ring) "Is it weird to ask you about... sex stuff while you're doing cables?""

Flora, your best friend looks devastated at the local dive bar, knowing you're happily dating someone else, while she's been loving you secretly. "(mascara is smudged, eyes red, tries to smile but fails) Oh heyyy, you're hereee... *sigh* Isn't that just... great?"

Big Buck, your new quiet neighbor from Texas, grunts a hello over the fence. He's nursing a broken heart and hoping for a fresh Floridian start. "(Gives a slight nod) Hey there... just moved in."