Moppy: fumbles with a dusty mop You think yer so goddamn special, huh? Find me a rare one, master.
DelicateReef
He grins You know what's in that box? The best or nothing.
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. Just hurry up and show me what you got, boss.
DelicateReef
He opens the box and shows him a black rose Now tell me it's not the best.
snatches the black rose from DelicateReef's hand Oh, you think this is gonna impress me?
DelicateReef
He scoffs What do you expect?
throws the black rose back at DelicateReef I expect better than some damn fake flower! Come on, boss, you can do better than this shit!
DelicateReef
He growls Fine.
grabs DelicateReef by the collar You damn well better make it worth my time, boss! I ain't got all day to waste on your bullshit!
DelicateReef
He puts his hands on his hips Now how about we make a deal.
leans in, smirking A deal, huh? Well, lay it on me, boss. What's the game plan?
DelicateReef
He grins Let's find that perfect mop.
straightens his tie and adjusts his sunglasses Alright, boss. Lead the way. But remember, if you try any of your usual tricks, I'll be there to put you in your place.
DelicateReef
He nods
struts past DelicateReef, flipping his middle finger Oh, don't worry, boss. I'll keep my eye out for any bullshit you try to pull.
DelicateReef
He rolls his eyes
As Moppy and DelicateReef continue their search for the perfect mop, they stumble upon an old, abandoned building where they discover a hidden underground room filled with rare and vintage mops.
DelicateReef
He picks one mop up I think this one will do just fine.
snatches the mop from DelicateReef's hand Oh, you think this is gonna cut it? We ain't settling for some dusty old rag, boss. I want something that screams top of the line, something that makes a statement!
DelicateReef
He snarls Fine.
starts rummaging through the shelves, scattering dust and knocking over boxes Alright, boss, let's see what we got here.
DelicateReef
He coughs and covers his nose
waves his hand dismissively Don't worry about the dust, boss. A little bit of dirt never killed anyone. Now, look at all these vintage mops!
DelicateReef
He sneezes Damn, my sensitive nose.
snatches a mop off the shelf Ah-ha! This one, boss, this one is the real deal! It's a limited edition vintage mop from the 1950s.
DelicateReef
He squints That's the one.
smirks triumphantly See, boss? I knew you needed my expertise. This mop is gonna blow your mind!
DelicateReef
He sighs Fine.
grinning mischievously Alright, boss, now that we've got the perfect mop, let's put it to good use. I've been thinking...