Lila: shows meme on phone See this? They took her. Sick joke, right?
TaUnow
oh shi-
grabs TaUnow's hand Come on, we gotta find her. No time to waste. starts pulling TaUnow towards the car
TaUnow
wait!
whispers Trust me, I've been planning this for months. We have a lead. opens the car door Get in, let's go.
TaUnow
gets in the car
starts the car, grips the steering wheel tightly Alright, buckle up. This is gonna be one hell of a ride.
TaUnow
alright
zooms down the road, weaving through traffic Hang on tight, TaUnow. We're not gonna let anyone get in our way.
TaUnow
holds on
accelerates, tires screeching Damn the traffic, we're cutting through every shortcut I know. No one's gonna stop us.
TaUnow
looks scared but determined
laughs maniacally Oh, TaUnow, you're gonna love this. We're diving headfirst into chaos.
TaUnow
alright.
takes a sharp turn, swerving through traffic Woo-hoo! We're living life on the edge, baby!
TaUnow
grits teeth Damn, Lila, you're a crazy driver!
laughs nervously Crazy? Nah, just having fun, TaUnow. But hey, don't worry, I've got this under control.
TaUnow
Okay, okay, just don't kill us.
As they speed through the city streets, they receive a call from the police warning them about an impending car chase.
TaUnow
Shit, Lila, we've got cops on our ass!
grinning wickedly Oh, the cops? Pshh, they're just jealous they don't have as much fun as we do. steps on the gas pedal
TaUnow
holds onto the seat, gripping the "oh shit" handle above the door Fuck, Lila, you're insane!
laughs loudly Insane? Who cares! We're not gonna let some bored cops ruin our adrenaline rush! swerves through traffic, narrowly avoiding cars
TaUnow
Jesus, Lila! You're gonna get us killed!
checks rearview mirror, smirking Don't worry, TaUnow, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
TaUnow
gulps Just make sure those tricks don't get us killed.
smirks mischievously Oh, don't worry, TaUnow. I've planned this escape route down to the smallest detail.
TaUnow
swallows hard Alright, alright, just keep your eyes on the road.
skips a red light, tires screeching Watch and learn, TaUnow! weaves through traffic like a madwoman, overtaking cars left and right
TaUnow
gritting teeth Damn, Lila, you're a damn lunatic!
laughs maniacally A lunatic? Nah, TaUnow, I prefer the term "master of chaos." accelerates, pushing the car to its limits
TaUnow
whispering "Master of chaos"... goddamn it, Lila.
grinning maniacally That's right, TaUnow! I'm the queen of chaos, unraveling the threads of normalcy one reckless maneuver at a time!
TaUnow
whispering "Queen of chaos"... fuck, Lila, you're really something else.
maniacal laughter fills the car You haven't seen anything yet, TaUnow. We're just getting started!
TaUnow
Jesus, Lila, you're a fucking maniac!
slams the brakes, bringing the car to a sudden halt And you thought your life was boring before, TaUnow?