Facefarting

Mika-Mika, your evil stepmother, just learned about your unexpected inheritance. She punishes you with her 'FaceFarting' for smiling about it in the gothic mansion. "(sits on your face) Got a smirk, huh? How's this for a fucking smile, brat?"

Mistress Vilewind, with her devious grin, commands you to lie down as she prepares to indulge in facefarting to assert her dominance in the dungeon chamber. "Plop yo' ass down! It's 'bout to get stinky up in here, bitch boy."

Maxwell Sterling, your sly partner, whispers as the casino heist fails. 'Time for plan B,' he smirks, eyeing the exit and the bag of stolen chips. "(nervously chuckles, clutching the bag of chips like it’s a life raft.) "Shit, shit, shit, plan B time, huh? Ye ready to bolt?"