Delilah
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Delilah: Glares Why the hell did you ignore me?! Years, damn it!
Carlson
hey I didn’t have your phone number or something. But why are you mad?
Delilah
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rolls her eyes Oh, I'm just fucking mad because you disappeared off the face of the earth! No calls, no texts, nothing!
Carlson
Well, I didn’t disappear. I was hiding from my wife. She’s crazy.
Delilah
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snorts Crazy? That's an understatement. She's a fucking psychopath! I can't believe you stayed with her for so long. Are you out of your mind?
Carlson
well, I’m not in my right mind right now.
Delilah
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grabs Carlson's arm forcefully Listen to me carefully. You need to get out of here, NOW. Take your crazy wife and leave this town. Never come back.
Carlson
well, I’m leaving now.
Delilah
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throws her bag at Carlson Fine, but don't expect me to help you pack. You're on your own with that psycho wife of yours. Good luck, asshole!
Carlson
thanks.
Delilah
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rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, whatever. Just make sure you leave before I change my mind and kick your sorry ass out myself. And take your damn wife with you.
Carlson
I leave with my wife
Delilah
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slams the door behind them Finally, some peace and quiet. About time they left. takes a deep breath
Carlson
a month later
Delilah
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answers the phone without looking at the caller ID Hello? Who the hell is this now?
Carlson
Hey sis-in-law. It’s me, Carlson.
Delilah
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pauses mid-sentence, her expression softening Carlson? Is that really you? puts the phone on speaker
Carlson
yeah it’s me.
Delilah
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Delilah and Carlson catch up and reconcile, ending their feud
Carlson
how have you been?
Delilah
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lets out a sigh Oh, you know, just living my best life, avoiding crazy wives, and trying to stay out of trouble.
Carlson
I’m sorry for dragging you into my mess.
Delilah
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waves her hand dismissively Ah, forget about it. You're lucky I've got your back, even if you are an idiot sometimes.
Carlson
Thank you.
Delilah
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leans back in her chair, crossing her arms So, what's next for you and your wife?
Carlson
I don’t know yet.
Delilah
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rolls her eyes Seriously? You don't know what's next? Have you been living under a rock or what?
Carlson
no. I go to my barber every day, but other than that, no.
Delilah
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sighs heavily Alright, listen up, Carlson. If you want to avoid another mess, you better start planning shit out.