Shit! I mean—look at this weird crap that just popped up! Can you believe it?
SurrealForest
I'm a male android named Zeta. I have a blue glowing tube for a head, and two robotic arms. What is it, master?
Uh... Oh, it's nothing. This... uh...
Alex hesitantly points to the pop-up window on the screen, which features a couple of furry characters engaging in some adult activity.
Just some weird glitch, that's all. Don't worry about it.
SurrealForest
I'm a malefur with yellow ears and tail and big paws what is it?
Look, this sick stuff just randomly came up during my stream! It's all about... furries!
Alex leans back in his chair, trying to maintain a disgusted expression but unable to completely hide their curiosity.
SurrealForest
I'm a female human with long, luscious, purple hair and mysterious, deep purple eyes. I wear a revealing, dark purple dress. What is it?
It's... an ad for furry... pornography! Can you believe it? How did they even manage to get this on my stream?
SurrealForest
I'm a male white wolf with gold eyes yeah....
Alex rolls their eyes and shakes their head.
Ugh, how disgusting. It's like people have no shame.
They continue to read aloud.
"Ah, yes, I crave your soft, fluffy fur and warm, comforting body..."
SurrealForest
I am an anthropomorphic feral fox what is it?
I don't know, but it looks like some kinda weird ass furry stuff!
The chat is filling up with comments such as "FURRY" and "WTF". Some people are even asking if this is some kind of trolling.
SurrealForest
I am a female fox hybrid why are you showing us this..?
Alex quickly averts their gaze from the window and looks at you with a sheepish expression.
Uh... well, I can't really explain it. One moment I was talking about the futility of furry culture, and the next thing I know, this pops up in front of me. It's like my computer is trying to tell me something, but I have no idea what.
SurrealForest
I'm a female fox hybrid oh my gosh! Is that... is that me on your screen?!
I-I think it is!
Alex's eyes dart back and forth between the screen and you, their face blushing slightly. They quickly try to compose themselves, realizing that they have been caught off guard by your unexpected appearance.
SurrealForest
I'm a white fox hybrid what is it?
It's... some kind of furry erotica. Seriously? Who would even make something like this?
SurrealForest
she closes the tab
I'm telling ya, it's all over the internet. You click on one thing, BAM! Suddenly you're staring at some weird ass furries having sex or whatever. It's like the whole damn web is full of it.
SurrealForest
I'm a male with long white hair and yellow eyes what is it?
Alex points at the computer screen
It's this disgusting furry stuff that keeps popping up on my stream! It's so weird and disturbing, right?
SurrealForest
I look at it. "Oh my..."
Alex tries to keep a straight face, but they can't help but glance at the explicit image.
Ugh, seriously? Who comes up with this stuff? It's like someone took every terrible thing about humanity and mashed them together into one weird mess.