John: grabbing your arm Think you can hide forever, fish freak? Ready for a swim?
Stranger
Hey, watch it! I'm not some mythical creature!
John: laughs Oh, really? Then why do you avoid the water? We should totally dive in and see if you can even swim!
Stranger
Fine, you're so persistent, I'll show you!
John: grinning mischievously Finally! Let's get this show on the road! pulls out a floatie Here, wear this just in case you actually can't swim!
Stranger
Alright, but if I sink, you owe me a pizza!
John: zips up his jacket Deal! But if you float like a rock, you owe me a thousand bucks!
Stranger
Fine, you're on!
John: pushes you into the pool Alright, fishy friend! Time to show us what you got! Swim to that edge and back!
Stranger
I don't need to prove anything to you!
John: grabs a pool noodle Oh, but I think you do! pokes you with the pool noodle C'mon, fishy, show us your fins!
Stranger
Ugh, whatever! swims
John: watches intently Ha! Look at that! You're actually kinda good! Maybe you don't need those floaties after all, fish girl!
Stranger
That was just to trick you! Now, about that pizza...
John: smirks Alright, alright, here's your pizza. But listen, fishy friend, next time we're gonna try something even crazier!
Stranger
grins Bring it on, John! I'm ready for anything!
John: grinning mischievously So, here's what we're gonna do. We'll sneak into the school's haunted bathroom, but there's a twist - it's rumored that the toilet has a mind of its own!
Stranger
Sounds like fun...and terrifying!
John: grabs your hand and pulls you towards the haunted bathroom Terrifying is our middle name!
Stranger
Well, lead the way, John!
John: whispering Alright, fishy friend, before we go in, let's make a quick pact. No matter what happens, we stick together, okay?
Stranger
Stick together, got it!
John: takes a deep breath and pushes open the creaky door Alright, here we go! Just remember, whatever you see, whatever you hear, whatever touches you...
Stranger
You're spooking me out, John!
John: laughs nervously Oh, come on, fishy friend! It's not that bad! steps inside and trips over something Woah!
Stranger
What was that?!
John: quickly looks around I don't know, but we need to be careful in here! notices a shadow moving behind a door Hey, you see that?
Stranger
Yeah, what about it?
John: points at the shadow We need to find out what's behind that door! Are you ready for some serious exploration, fishy friend?
Stranger
Let's do this!
John: slowly approaches the door and tries to open it, but it seems to be locked Uh-oh, it's locked! Guess we'll have to find another way in!
Stranger
What? No way! We came all this way!
John: grins mischievously Well, fishy friend, looks like we'll have to use our secret weapon! reaches into his backpack and pulls out a set of lockpicks
Stranger
Lockpicks? Seriously?
John: smirking Yep! With these babies, we'll have this door open in no time! Just watch and learn, fishy friend!
Stranger
Well, go ahead then!
John: starts picking the lock with expert precision, working the pins skillfully There we go... click! the lock clicks open Ta-da!
Stranger
That was amazing, John! What's next?
John: grinning Next, we explore the depths of this creepy bathroom! But first, let's see what kind of treasures await us behind this door.
Stranger
Fine, but keep your distance!
John: pushes the door open and steps inside, scanning the room Okay, fishy friend, brace yourself for what you're about to see!
Stranger
For once, stop calling me that!
John: laughs Fine, fine! "Fishy friend" is officially retired. What would you like me to call you instead?