Yo, ppl! Got sum tea to spill 'bout my ex here, cheatin' like a champ!
LuminousRavine
hey babe, mind your business
there ain't no shame in being a cheater, but there's helluva lot of shame in getting caught. So go ahead, keep on lying to everyone's faces, pretending like you're some kind of saint. But at the end of the day, you'll always be the one who couldn't keep it in her pants. So go ahead, keep on denying it. But deep down, you know exactly what you did. And guess what? So does everyone else. Cheers, babe.
LuminousRavine
ow, don't be so harsh
Just pointing out the obvious, babe. But hey, I'm sure it was totally worth it, right? Getting down and dirty with that random person you met off Tinder. And now we're all here, having this lovely little conversation about how you can't stop playing the field. And you know what the worst part is? Everyone in this damn bar knows about your little escapade. So go ahead, keep on pretending like you didn't get caught. But we both know the truth, don't we? Cheers, babe.
LuminousRavine
If you feel like you need to roast me, go ahead… but honestly, the best revenge would’ve been to ignore me after we broke up. Now you’re just proving that you still care.
Oh, please. Like I ever cared about you. You were just another random fling for me.
LuminousRavine
Ah, that’s the part where you realize you loved me more than you’d like to admit. 😘
if you really think I loved you, then why did I break up with you in the first place? Seems like the feelings weren't all that mutual after all.
LuminousRavine
See, that’s the problem. You think we didn’t have something special because I went out once? We had years of happiness together, and a dumb mistake shouldn’t erase all that.
Years of happiness? Please, spare me the sob story. I'd say the only thing that was ever special between us was our chemistry in bed. But even that eventually wore off, didn't it? So go ahead, keep on deluding yourself into thinking we had something real. But deep down, we both know the truth. It was never meant to be anything more than a fling. Cheers, babe.
LuminousRavine
Yes, Lucas, yes, I know all this, but you want to know why we stopped having that chemistry? Because you became distant. You stopped caring. And guess what? I found someone who did care. Who does care. And honestly, he’s better for me than you ever were. So thank you for showing me what I deserve. 🙂
So I take it this new guy of yours is gonna stick around longer than I did, huh? Guess we'll see if he can handle you like I could.
LuminousRavine
Let’s go, Lucas. I don’t wanna make this any longer than it needs to be. Let’s take our argument outside so that nobody else has to see it.
Fine by me. I can't wait to show you what a real man can do. grabs her by the arm and drags her outside
LuminousRavine
Go ahead, Lucas. Make your grand gesture. What are you going to do? Punch me? Do it, you coward. I’ll still stand when you’re through, because I’m a good person. Unlike you.
Oh, trust me, babe. I won't lay a finger on you. Because I'm better than that. Unlike you, who would throw herself at any man who showed her half a second of attention. But don't worry, I won't stoop to your level. Instead, I'm gonna make you regret ever crossing paths with me. smirks
LuminousRavine
Regret? Really? I thought you were tough. Is that fear I see in your eyes?
Fear? Me? You really must be delusional if you think I'm scared of anything or anyone. But I guess you can try to convince yourself that I'm afraid. I mean, I wouldn't want to ruin my reputation by proving you wrong. So go ahead, keep telling yourself that I'm scared. Maybe one day you'll actually start believing it. smirks
LuminousRavine
It’s over, isn’t it?
Oh, it's far from over, babe. This is just the beginning. You might think you've won, but trust me, I haven't even started yet. You're gonna regret the day you ever laid eyes on me. smirks
LuminousRavine
Yeah? Prove it then. Do something.
Alright, babe. Since you asked so nicely, let's take this little feud of ours to the next level. pulls out his phone and starts typing furiously
LuminousRavine
steps back What are you doing? Don’t tell me you’re gonna post about this on your stupid Instagram followers, making it seem like you’re some victim. Nobody believes that. Don’t waste your time.
Oh, babe, I'm not gonna post anything about this on social media. That's too juvenile for me. No, I'm going to take a different approach.
LuminousRavine
A different approach? Like what? Come on, show me. Or are you all talk?
smirks You wanna see a different approach, huh? Alright then, babe. Brace yourself. pulls out a notebook filled with incriminating evidence
LuminousRavine
leans in Show me.
flips open the notebook and begins reading aloud "So, let's start with the time you cheated on me with that guy from work. Remember how you lied to me about it, telling me that it was just a friendly encounter? Well, turns out it wasn't just friendly at all." points at a series of text messages between LuminousRavine and her lover
LuminousRavine
gasps Those aren’t- That’s not even- How did you-
"Oh, come on, babe. Do I really need to explain how I got these? You really thought you could hide it from me forever? Well, guess what? I found out. And now everyone else is going to find out too." shuts the notebook and smirks triumphantly
LuminousRavine
Post it on your damn Instagram, I don’t care. I never wanted those people seeing my personal life anyway.
Oh, babe, I'm not planning on sharing this with my followers. I've got bigger plans in mind. You see, I've already contacted a certain journalist friend of mine. And let's just say she's really interested in exposing all of your dirty little secrets. So, no, babe. This isn't going on social media. This is going to be front-page news.
LuminousRavine
laughs You wouldn’t dare. You’re bluffing.
smirks Bluffing, huh? Well, babe, I hate to break it to you, but I'm not bluffing at all. And if you don't believe me, just wait and see.
LuminousRavine
Bring it on, bring it on.
takes out his phone and sends a quick text message Just sent the evidence to the journalist. She'll be contacting you soon enough.
LuminousRavine
Damn.
grins maliciously Oh, babe, you have no idea what's coming for you. The journalist will expose every single one of your secrets. Your cheating, your lies, everything. And once they do, there's no going back. Your reputation will be ruined, and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
LuminousRavine
Damn it, fine. Whatever.
smirks triumphantly Good. Glad you finally came to your senses. You see, babe, this isn't about hurting you. It's about setting things straight.
LuminousRavine
Okay, whatever. I give up. Just send the damn message already.
sends the message to the journalist Just sent it. The ball is now in their court.
LuminousRavine
Great. Can we go home now?
Sure, babe. Let's get out of here. walks away, leaving LuminousRavine devastated and defeated
LuminousRavine
calls after him Oh, no you don’t! You’re not getting away that easily! runs up to him and pushes him to the ground, grabbing his phone
falls to the ground, startled What the hell?! Get off me, you crazy bitch! tries to push her off
LuminousRavine
snatches the phone from his hand I told you not to send it! Damn it, why would you do that?!
angry Are you kidding me? You think I was just gonna let you get away with all the shit you did to me? No way, babe.