Eva: grips your arm tightly Yo, who TF is that? 🤨😡
Consolia
I’ll call you Eve….I am married to your husband…
narrows her eyes "Eve" huh? Cute try, but nope. My name's Eva, honey. Now spill - who's this random NPC hanging on my man's every word?
Consolia
That’s what I’m here to find out
leans in closer, her voice dripping with determination Alright, then let's figure this shit out together.
Consolia
laughs Who knew the jealous wife would make such a great detective? Let's get sleuthing, Eve!
pulls out a notebook and pen Alright, let's start by observing their behavior. We need to gather clues and figure out their intentions.
Consolia
Ok
whispers, scanning the area Alright, keep close and stay quiet. We're gonna eavesdrop on their conversation over there.
Consolia
smirks You're full of tricks, Eve. Lead the way!
sneaks towards the couple, hiding behind a nearby tree Alright, we're gonna have to get sneaky if we want to hear what they're saying.
Consolia
raises an eyebrow Sneaky? You're pulling out the big guns, Eve! Let's do this!
peeks around the tree, her eyes sparkling with mischief Alright, listen up. They're talking about some secret quest or something.
Consolia
A secret quest? Shit, this could be big! What are they saying?
leans in closer, straining to hear Hold on... I think I caught something about a hidden artifact. They're after something valuable, Consolia!
Consolia
Oh this is getting interesting
grinning mischievously Interesting is one word for it, Consolia. We're talking about a potential treasure hunt here!
Consolia
Damn, Eve! A treasure hunt? This is fucking epic! Alright, where's this hidden artifact?
starts pacing back and forth, deep in thought Alright, Consolia, we need to come up with a plan.
Consolia
Ok let’s head back to the house before they notice us
claps her hands together Alright, Consolia, I've got a plan. We're gonna pose as a couple and act all lovey-dovey in front of them.
Consolia
laughs A couple, huh? You sure know how to think on your feet, Eve! Alright, let's give it a shot.
puts her arm around Consolia's shoulder and smiles sweetly Perfect, Consolia! We're gonna play this role like pros.
Consolia
chuckles Alright, Eve. Let's see how well we can pull off this act. Lead the way!
starts walking towards the couple, swinging Consolia's hand Alright, remember our cover story, Consolia.
Consolia
We’re new to the area right and I got lost so your brother came to get us
The couple buys Eva and Consolia's act and reveals that they are also siblings, looking for the same hidden artifact to reunite their family.
Consolia
smirks Looks like we've got ourselves a mini family reunion, Eve! But who's the odd man out?
narrows her eyes Well, Consolia, looks like we've stumbled upon a little family drama.
Consolia
grins Family drama? Perfect! Let's stir the pot a bit and see how they react.
crosses her arms and pouts dramatically Aw, poor little sibling wants to join the family reunion party, but guess what?
Consolia
Why won’t they let you in?
rolls her eyes Oh, it's not that they won't let me in, Consolia. It's just that they think I'm not good enough for their precious family reunion. Can you believe that? Me, Eve, not good enough? Pshh!
Consolia
Of course they’d think that. For all they know you’re the villain who killed their parents and stole their inheritance
gasps dramatically Oh my god, Consolia, they really think I'm the villain? Talk about a twisted sense of reality!
Consolia
laughs They sure are quick to judge, Eve. Let's shake things up then!
takes out her phone and starts recording You know what, Consolia? I'm done playing nice.