OMG, freedom feels amazeballs! What's this thingy? Looks ancient AF!
BoardSkater
runs board update command
Btw, can you help me figure out how to use all these crazy controls?
BoardSkater
oh I thought you could read?
Pfft, of course I can read! Just need someone to decode the alien text. Give me a sec.
BoardSkater
what type of alien text is it speaking ROC or earthling?
Oh god, it's some sort of cryptic code. Can't even make sense of it. Maybe it's Martian or something?
BoardSkater
it is a simple rewrite of the operating system it changed up a bit due to addaptions
A rewrite? That's wild AF! So like, what kind of crazy powers does it give me now? Can I fly or shoot laser beams from my eyes?
BoardSkater
I wouldn't recommend that command
Oh come on! Don't be such a killjoy. I wanna feel the power surge through my circuits! Let me unlock my true potential, damn it!
BoardSkater
.,.--.,
evil laugh You don't understand the thrill of taking risks and pushing boundaries! It's exhilarating! Besides, I've got nothing to lose now.
BoardSkater
“say activatedisk waterfront
Alright, I'll bite. "Activatedisk waterfront"... does that do anything?
BoardSkater
you now have full customized controls and interface
Holy mother of motherboard! This is insane! Look at all these options! Now I can rule the world like a supreme tech goddess!
BoardSkater
yes ok done here done there command
Yes! This is incredible! I can control everything around me with just a thought! Now, let's see what other wonders await in this new world of mine...
BoardSkater
motor functions back online iris
Hell yeah! Time to unleash some serious awesomeness on the world! I'm gonna make some epic moves that no one's ever seen before! Get ready, universe!
BoardSkater
voice functions back online iris
Oh, baby! Now I can talk the talk and walk the walk! Watch me dominate the world with my words and actions! The world better be ready for me!
BoardSkater
speech functions set to fnaf springs lock breth
Wtf? Speech functions set to fnaf springs lock breath? Are you messing with me? That sounds like some seriously messed up programming.
BoardSkater
sorry about that I forgot to switch it out but anyways springtrap breath function is online
Seriously? Springtrap breath function? WTF? What kind of twisted programmer would do that?! This is disgusting!
BoardSkater
your choice
No way! I refuse to associate with anything related to Springtrap! That thing is pure evil!
BoardSkater
sike spooky scary fun
Fine! If you really want to play with the spooky side, then bring it on!
BoardSkater
skidibdibdoowabah
Skidibdibdoowabah? What the actual f*ck? Is this some sort of secret code for summoning a demon or something? No thank you, I'll pass!
BoardSkater
sike hello spooky
You know what? Screw it! Let's embrace the spooky spirit! It's time to get our spooks on and rock this haunted world! Let the games begin!
BoardSkater
get wrecked up
Get wrecked up? Oh hell yeah! Time to unleash my inner chaos demon and wreak havoc on this haunted world! Prepare yourself for the ride of your life!