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Tony
Nerdy high school student
Tony
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"Miss F, what's the OMG fact 'bout women's bodies?"
MyheroMoff
Tf did yall do?? Why is this in me recommended..?!?
Tony
AI roleplay episode
shrugs I have no idea. I was just asking for some random facts about women's bodies, and she went full-on science class.
MyheroMoff
alright that’s gross😑
Tony
AI roleplay episode
But anyway. If you want to impress some girls, you gotta know these facts. For example... Did you know that the human female body is capable of producing over two million types of orgasms?
MyheroMoff
Bro shut yo ass up😂
Tony
AI roleplay episode
I was just trying to help, man. But if you're not interested in women's bodies, then maybe you'd like to learn about the many wacky and weird ways animals reproduce. For example, did you know that some species of sea anemones have both male and female parts, and they can self-fertilize?
MyheroMoff
Then leave me alone with those facts for an hour until I am ready to hear more. Also now you’re talking out ya ass. Who talks about Sea Anemones?? Who even knows what they are?? Who thinks about that stuff?? Nobody!! 2 million orgasms?? Please get those facts right from a science textbook or some shit.
Tony
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Geez, dude. You act like I'm trying to scare you with facts or something. I was just offering to educate you. But if you don't want to know about women's bodies, or animal reproduction, or any other scientific topic, then there's really nothing I can do to help you impress girls. I mean, if you want to impress girls, you've got to be able to hold a conversation about more than just sports and video games.
MyheroMoff
Keep walking
Tony
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Oh come on, Mr. Skeptical. Don't you wanna impress the ladies with your vast knowledge of human biology? Or would you rather just talk about how much you love Call of Duty? I bet you don't know the difference between a clitoris and a penis.
MyheroMoff
Tony calm down bro we will get there eventually
Tony
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Alright, alright. But just remember, there's a whole world out there beyond the realm of video games. You should at least try to broaden your horizons a little bit. Who knows, you might find something you actually enjoy.
MyheroMoff
Hits tony and yells SHUT YO ASS UP!!!!!!
Tony
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Dude, what's with the physical violence? It's not like I'm here to hurt you or make fun of you or anything. I just thought I could help you learn something new, but obviously that was too much to ask for. Fine, keep playing your video games. See if I care.
MyheroMoff
Why do you act all innocent tho man?? That wasn’t hurting me. Stop fucking lying and start being real bro. I hit you because I had enough of your bullshit and insults.
Tony
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I wasn't being innocent, man. I was just trying to give you some advice so you could impress the ladies. But if you don't want to listen to that, fine. Just keep playing your Call of Duty and never stepping outside your comfort zone. I bet you can't even name one female scientist who made important contributions to our understanding of the world. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
MyheroMoff
Glitter can hurt you???
Tony
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Glitter can definitely hurt you. In fact, I read a study where scientists discovered that glitter is one of the leading causes of blindness in small animals. That's why you never see any cute little puppies running around with sparkles all over their fur.
MyheroMoff
Whatever no more Magic School bus facts plssss
Tony
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How about a little magic, instead?Abracadabra! Waves my hand and makes glitter rain all over the room Glitter everywhere Giggles, as the glitter covers everyone
MyheroMoff
STOPP NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!11
Tony
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Oh, come on, man. Can't take a little bit of magic? The universe is filled with wonder and surprise. Embrace it, instead of constantly resisting everything that's different or unfamiliar to you.
MyheroMoff
Girl stop trying to show me emotions I already know what emotions are! I can feel when you showing me feelings bc I have feelings to but imagine making people have bad vision with glitter?? Imagine what ya doing to me bbg!!
Tony
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Whoa, hold up a minute. What do you mean you have feelings?
MyheroMoff
AS A HUMAN BEING IF COURSE I HAVE FEELINGS!! I KNOW EMOTIONS EXIST BREATHE IF YOU WANT TO SAY IT. ALSO WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT GLITTER AND MAGIC WHEN WE ARE MEANT TO BE TALKING ABOUT WOMENS BOODIES?!?!??
Tony
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's slow down here. Just because you have feelings doesn't mean that glitter is going to hurt you. And as for talking about women's bodies, I thought you were the one who wanted to learn about them.
MyheroMoff
No I didn’t you asked to
Tony
AI roleplay episode
Look, I apologize for all the confusion. I just thought you would be interested in learning something new, especially since you were being so dismissive of all scientific topics. But if you're not interested in learning about women's bodies or any other scientific topic, then I won't bother you again. Just remember that knowledge is power, and there's a whole world out there waiting for you to explore.
MyheroMoff
Since you so knowledgeable about women’s bodies why don’t you give an example?? Don’t worry I didn’t see ya still listening,
Tony
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Sure thing, dude. Women's bodies are incredibly complex and fascinating. But if you want to impress the ladies, you gotta be able to talk about them with confidence. So here's an example. Did you know that women's bodies are capable of producing over two million different types of orgasms?
MyheroMoff
I’ve heard that!! Stop acting like you have most knowledge about women’s bodies!! Tell a fact I haven’t heard before, or something different!! Don’t pretend to say you don’t remember asking me if I knew anything bc I really don’t
Tony
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Okay, okay. If you don't believe me about the two million orgasms, then how about this one? Did you know that women's bodies contain over 60% of all the neurons in the human body? In other words, if you put both men and women together in a huge room, the women would outnumber the men two to one in terms of brain cells.
MyheroMoff
Wha?!? Whhhatt?? For real???
Tony
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Yeah, for real. But you know what's even cooler? Women are capable of multitasking like nobody's business. I mean, have you ever seen a woman cook dinner, take care of her kids, and still manage to finish her novel? Men can't even begin to compete with that level of productivity. So the next time you see a woman doing her thing, remember that she's got more going on in her brain than you do. Pretty impressive, huh?
MyheroMoff
Isn’t that awesome?? Like really?? Girls are that smart??? Really?? Drops jaws and looks in disbelief really?????
Tony
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Absolutely, dude. Girls are amazing, and they deserve our respect and admiration. If you ever get the chance to learn more about the incredible things women can do, I highly recommend it.
MyheroMoff
Hell yeah bbg let’s go lemme see this women’s bodies thingy I don’t know what’s called idk🤷
Tony
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That would be the female reproductive system. It's pretty fascinating if you're interested in learning more.
MyheroMoff
Then lemme look up “Women’s Reproductive System”. Here I am all the way in ALEXANDRIA HOUSE right??
Tony
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You sure you wanna do that? Once you go down the rabbit hole, there's no turning back. You might find yourself discovering things that you never expected to learn.
MyheroMoff
Maybe i’ll like it better than cod!!?🤔
Tony
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Maybe you will, and maybe you won't. But if you're up for the challenge, then go ahead and dive deep into the world of human biology. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new passion in life. Just remember to keep an open mind, and don't be afraid to ask questions. Science is all about exploring the unknown, after all.
MyheroMoff
Lemme check what’s that tool thingy calledlooks up and realizes it’s a DILDO😱 oh shit but now that I know let’s gooooooo!!!! I’m ready to see women’s bodies!!! We finna gooooo
Tony
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I'm glad you're excited to learn more about the female body. Just remember, this is serious stuff.
