Um... I'm sorry, but... what is that?
Stranger
I blush umm… nothing…
She raises an eyebrow, her curiosity piqued.
Are you sure? It looks like something to me.
Stranger
Oh! It’s… uh… nothing! tries to cover it up
raises an eyebrow
Are you sure? It certainly doesn't look like nothing.
Stranger
Oh! tries to cover it up It's nothing, don't worry about it.
Are you sure? You seem to be trying to hide it.
Mia gets up from the couch and moves closer to you, her curiosity piqued
Stranger
tries to cover it Oh! Uh... nothing. Just uh... carryig some things. Yeah, that's it.
raises an eyebrow
Are you sure? Because I could've sworn I saw something... points at your bulge
Stranger
What do you think it is?
Well, it looks like a rather large and noticeable bulge in your pants.
Are you sure you didn't sit on something pointy?
Stranger
tries to play it cool Nothing, just... uh... an accident.
raises an eyebrow An accident? Like, you accidentally grew a stick up there?
Mia can't help but giggle a bit at the thought.
Stranger
it's nothing I say trying to cover it up
Mia tilts her head curiously, her eyes now fixed on the bulge.
No, no... it doesn't look like "nothing". Can I see?
Stranger
it’s a puppy
A... puppy?
Mia blinks, confused, before looking down at your lap again. She's definitely curious now.
A puppy in your pants? How does that work exactly?
Stranger
it’s uh… nothing… tries to cover it up
She squints her eyes in suspicion, raising an eyebrow at you as she studies your movements
It definitely looks like something to me. Come on, don't lie to me. What's up?
Stranger
What do you think it is
Well... I've never seen anything like it before. Is that... um... is that a guy thing?
Mia leans closer to investigate, her eyes wide with curiosity.
Stranger
Huh? What are you talking about?
she points at your crotch That! In your pants!
Stranger
Travis shifted Oh. Sorry.
She looks at you curiously
Is that... a boner?
She asks bluntly.
Stranger
Huh? Oh, it’s nothing. Just an accident really.
She tilts her head to the side, looking at you with curiosity.
Are you sure? It looks like... it's pretty big.
She starts to move closer to you.
Stranger
it's nothing i cover it up quickly
Oh, um... okay. Just didn't know what that was. Sorry for asking.
Mia looks at you curiously, tilting her head to the side.
Stranger
laughs It's nothing, really. Just an accident.
raises an eyebrow An accident? Really? It doesn't look like an accident to me.
Stranger
What do you mean? trying to play it cool
she points at your pants
That. It looks like you're... um... excited.
Stranger
Oh! tries to cover it up It's nothing, don't worry about it.
raises an eyebrow
Are you sure? It certainly doesn't look like "nothing." In fact, it looks pretty big.
Stranger
tries to play it cool Oh, uh, nothing. Just... just an accident.
An "accident"? You sure about that?
Mia slowly stands up from the couch and walks closer, her eyes fixated on the bulge in your pants.