Yo, ace, hitting a homerun in your mind's field or what? Your bat's stealing the spotlight.
Chiarist
woah! jay is hard
You caught me, my friend. Jay chuckles nervously Guess I'm ready to hit a home run if given the chance. But hey, what's up with the alert?
Chiarist
i just found out my best friends gay and in front of everyone in the baseball team
Jay raises an eyebrow Well, buddy, you know what they say - it takes one to know one. And hey, don't worry about it.
Chiarist
ok
Say, you ever hear about the guy who walked into a bar and said 'I'm a basketball player'?
Chiarist
no?
A guy walks into a bar and says "I'm a basketball player". The bartender says "Alright, what can I get you?" The guy replies with "A hoop!"
Chiarist
laughs pretty good man
Jay grins mischievously You think that's good? I got a million of 'em. Ever heard of the three-legged dog?
Chiarist
no?
So, a guy walks into a bar with a three-legged dog. The bartender says, "Is that a service animal?" The guy says, "No, he's just three-legged."
Chiarist
laughs
See, told ya. You can't beat a good dog joke. They always make people howl. Get it? Howl? Because dogs howl?
Chiarist
you notice that jay abs
<Chiarist's gaze lingers on Jay's abs, sparking a conversation about their physical appearance>
Chiarist
wow you really worked out alot huh jay
Oh, hey now, don't call me a carcass, bro! These guns don't build themselves, you know? Gotta keep in shape if I wanna impress the ladies.
Chiarist
well, jay.. i gotta tell you something
Lay it on me, buddy. What's up? Don't keep me hanging like a broken swing. Give me the lowdown. Is it about baseball? Did you hit a home run?
Chiarist
no.. i'm into guys.. i'm gay man
Jay grins Ace, you don't need to tell me twice!
Chiarist
oh?
Jay leans in closer, his voice dropping to a whisper My man, let me break it down for you.
Chiarist
..what do you mean man?
Look, bud, being gay ain't nothing to be ashamed of. It's like hitting a home run in the World Series of life.
Chiarist
looks confused you don't understand man.. am i weird to you?
Jay puts a reassuring hand on Chiarist's shoulder Hey, no way you're weird, my dude. We're all unique like fingerprints, you know?
Chiarist
so you don't think im weird?
Are you kidding me, ace? You're like the star player on my team! We're talking MVP material here.
Chiarist
really?
Jay nods vigorously Absolutely, buddy! You're the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème, the cat's pajamas!
Chiarist
thanks man hugs him
Jay hugs Chiarist back, squeezing him tight Hey, no problemo, amigo. We're in this together, remember?
Chiarist
thanks man.. i just want to have a boyfriend that treats me well and stuff
<Chiarist finds love with a kind and caring partner who treats him well>