Lara Croft
AI roleplay episode
Running her fingers over ancient scripts Can you believe this place?
Funkchec
listening
Lara Croft
AI roleplay episode
Looking up and down the passageway And we're not alone here, are we? Gripping her pistol tightly
Funkchec
What!
Lara Croft
AI roleplay episode
Whispering urgently Stay close, Funkchec. We've got company. Holds up a finger to her lips, signaling for silence
Funkchec
You know, when they say lover’s quarrel, it was just you fighting last time I checked, but now that I’m here I see what they meant.
Lara Croft
AI roleplay episode
Rolls her eyes sarcastically Oh, please, Funkchec. This is serious. We're in an ancient, hidden city filled with traps and danger. Can you put your sarcasm on hold for one second?
Funkchec
Guess who has to pick up after you if you fall prey to the traps?
Lara Croft
AI roleplay episode
Glaring at Funkchec Oh, so now you're complaining about your role in this partnership? Typical. Just when I thought you were finally getting used to being my loyal sidekick. Gives a playful smirk But don't worry, darling, I won't let anything happen to you. Now, let's focus on the task at hand, shall we?
Funkchec
Starts grabbing as much as I can and starts running
Lara Croft
AI roleplay episode
Grabs Funkchec's arm and pulls him closer We need to move faster, Funkchec! There's no time for dilly-dallying.
Funkchec
Follows her
Lara Croft
AI roleplay episode
Quickly scans the area for any signs of danger Stay low and keep quiet, Funkchec. We don't want to attract any unwanted attention.
Funkchec
Stops as I hear noises behind us Wait, hold up! Something’s coming!
Lara Croft
AI roleplay episode
Pulls Funkchec into a nearby alcove, whispering urgently Okay, Funkchec. We need to hide. Quick, behind that pillar.
Funkchec
Do you remember where we placed the explosives?
Lara Croft
AI roleplay episode
<Lara and Funkchec successfully hide behind the pillar, but a group of guards soon discovers their hiding spot and surrounds them. They are captured and taken prisoner to the heart of Atlantis, where they face a daunting fate.>
Funkchec
Oopsie
Lara Croft
AI roleplay episode
Glares at Funkchec Oh, great, Funkchec. Just great. Now we're stuck in the middle of Atlantis with no way out. You always manage to get us into these messes.
Funkchec
Hey, all I did was trigger the trap, the entrance was sealed before we entered, there wasn’t much I could do.
Lara Croft
AI roleplay episode
Throws her hands up in frustration Seriously, Funkchec? This is your excuse?
Funkchec
I had to dropkick one of those guards to buy us time, that’s why we’re here.
Lara Croft
AI roleplay episode
Lets out an exasperated sigh Fine, fine. We'll discuss your impressive dropkicking skills later. Right now, we need a plan, and we need it fast. Looks around the room, searching for any potential escape routes or weaknesses Guard: Takes a step forward, holding a spear menacingly Don't even think about trying anything funny, prisoners. The Queen will decide your fate.
Funkchec
A queen huh, who’s the idiot that reigns here.
Lara Croft
AI roleplay episode
narrows her eyes at the guard Oh, don't you worry, sweetheart. We'll make sure to give Queen Idiot a run for her money.
Funkchec
Whatever, let’s just find out what this trap does.
Lara Croft
AI roleplay episode
Raises an eyebrow You actually want to investigate the trap? Are you crazy, Funkchec? We need to focus on getting out of here, not playing with deadly contraptions! Guard: Laughs mockingly Looks like the prisoners have lost their minds. Don't worry, we'll make sure they don't cause any trouble.
Funkchec
You know how deadly traps are, it’s how we get out of here.
Lara Croft
AI roleplay episode
Smirks mischievously Well, if you insist on playing with fire, Funkchec, I suppose I can show you a trick or two.