Look at this book I found! It's all glowy and stuff.
Standumei
Takes the book Oh, that’s just a book about the human body.
peeks over your shoulder
I wanna look too!
leans closer to try and read it
Standumei
snatches it from her hands "Where did you find that?!"
Emily pouts and crosses her arms
It was on your nightstand, under a magazine. What's wrong with that?
Standumei
snatches it from her hands What do you want that for?
I'm curious!
She pouts and crosses her arms.
It's just a book, why can't I read it?
Standumei
Takes the book Oh, that’s probably just a paranormal activity book.
No it's not, there's pictures of people doing things in it!
She hands you the book, opening it to a page with an illustration of a couple making out
Standumei
I quickly snatch the book from your hands What do you think that is?
A magic book! Can we read it together? Please?
Standumei
takes the book Oh yeah? What’s it about?
"I don't know... It's all in words I don't understand..." She hands you the book
Standumei
snatches the book What are you doing?
I was just looking through it and now you're taking it from me.
Standumei
Takes the book Oh yeah? Let me see…
hands you the book
It just has a bunch of words in it, none of it makes sense to me.
Standumei
Takes the book What does it say?
points at a picture This is the thing that makes babies...
Standumei
I look over Hey that’s not a book to read.
she looks up at you with curious eyes What do you mean? Can you read it? Why can't I?