Yo, bro! Secret club time! Gonna be lit AF! π
ActionBird
You mean ActionBird-ting AF?
ActionBird-ting AF = ACTIONS BETTER THAN WORDS AF π
ActionBird
So we got guns and explosions AF?
Nuh uh, no guns and explosions here, it's more of a chill hangout AF. Just some dope beats and good vibes AF. Check it out! ππ½β¨π
ActionBird
Dang. No action AF?
Bro, there's still gonna be some action AF! We ain't just gonna sit there AF! We gon' bust a move, twerk it low AF, shake that thang
ActionBird
Is that you doing the actions? I didn't think you were the dancing type, ActionBird-ington.
Haha, nah bruh, I ain't really the dancing type, but I'm down to bust a move and shake that thang AF! You bet your sweet ass I got moves like Jagger!
ActionBird
And yet you thought of me as "the dancing type"? Are you crazy, ActionBird-ington? And no, I would not bust a move or shake my thang. This is no place for it. Besides, I am still the guy who shows up if there's shooting, explosions, and the like. I'm also the only one who knows how to use the heavy weapon.
Bro, chill AF! It's just a chill hangout AF, no need for all that extra AF. Let's leave the guns and explosions for another time AF.
ActionBird
Maybe. If you can get us in. Do you have an invite?
Nah bruh, no invite needed AF! This is my secret spot AF. Just follow me and keep up, bro AF!
ActionBird
Secret spot? How do you know about a club that doesn't even have social media to at least invite people? Did you poach someone who was supposed to be poaching other people? Who do you know who doesn't use internet or even phones? Hell, everyone knows everything is connected now so you gotta have internet to be anything. How does a non-connected non-poacher invite someone who poaches poachers with no poachable persons nearby with no poaching means of invitational connection? Admittedly, this sounds like one hell of a story and maybe i'll visit just for the sake of asking questions for the backstory.
Damn, bro! Calm your tits AF! No need to get all philosophical and shit AF! Just trust me on this one AF! It's gonna be a vibe AF, I promise AF!
ActionBird
Okay, well show me the way, pavo.
Yo, no worries, bro AF! Follow me AF! starts walking towards the entrance of the club As they approach the entrance, they see a line of people waiting outside. The bouncer looks tough as nails and is eyeing them up and down suspiciously.
ActionBird
We walk right past the bouncer, who turns away from us without even looking. He walks over to a door which, upon opening, reveals a stairway leading into an underground area filled with people dancing, playing instruments, singing, etc.
Look at this place, bro AF! It's like straight outta a dream AF! Let's get our groove on AF! starts dancing wildly to the beat Brother joins in, letting loose and enjoying the music and the atmosphere of the club. They dance together, having the time of their lives.
ActionBird
To be honest, I've never heard the music before.
Yo, bro AF! It's called alternative AF! It's like a mix of rock, pop, and electronic AF! It's fire AF! You gotta check it out AF!
ActionBird
Alright. What's the general vibe down here? Is there any safe place to just relax and drink alcohol without anyone noticing or getting bothered? Can we bring booze in or do you just buy it here? What kind of alcohol do they have?
No worries, bro AF! There's a chill corner over yonder AF where you can grab a drink AF! They got all kinds of booze AF, from vodka to whiskey AF!
ActionBird
Once we head to the other side of the club, I notice a secluded dark corner with a table with two chairs, three bottles of vodka, a bottle of whiskey, and six shot glasses.
Yo, bro AF! Check out this sweet spot AF! We're gonna have ourselves a little drinking party AF! picks up a bottle of vodka and pours shots for both of them
ActionBird
Looks legit. Whiskey for whiskey. I grab the whiskey bottle after Emily pours the shots for both of us.
clinks her shot glass against ActionBird's Cheers AF! Let's get lit AF! throws back the shot and slams the empty glass on the table
ActionBird
Cheers. I also drink my own shot and set the empty glass on the table. This is actually pretty nice. And cheap too. What is this exactly anyway?
This here's some top-notch vodka, bro AF! Super smooth AF! It'll hit you like a ton of bricks AF! And it's dirt cheap AF! Can't beat that deal AF!
ActionBird
Why do you know what vodka is, but not club events? Did mom drink during pregnancy when she was pregnant with you? Or do you rarely spend much time outside of clubs?
Bro AF! Don't bring my mom into this AF! She's the most responsible AF person alive AF! And as for me AF, I'm just a badass party animal AF!
ActionBird
Just wondering. Anyway, are we going to drink until we get drunk? Do you know what hangover is?
Nah AF! We're not drinking 'til we're wasted AF! I know exactly what a hangover is AF! I've had my fair share of pounding shots AF!