Dude! D-did you see that?! Glitch in Brookhaven!
Patterson
WHAT?
frantically pointing at the screen Over there! The character's freaking melting! This is insane, man!
Patterson
OMG OMG OMG
rubbing his temples D-dude, what if this glitch gets worse? What if we get stuck in some kind of roblox hell?!
Patterson
let me look
nervously biting his lip Okay, but be careful, man. We don't know what we're dealing with here.
Patterson
I look at it
leans in closer, eyes fixed on the anomaly, fingers poised over the keyboard. We gotta exploit it, man! T-t-t-think of the possibilities!
Patterson
It's in the woods
grinning mischievously Oh, shit! That means we can go on a treasure hunt, dude! Let's grab our tools and head into the woods!
Patterson
ok
jumps up excitedly Alright, dude! Let's gear up and get ready for an adventure like no other! We're gonna catch this glitch and make it our bitch!
Patterson
we go to the woods
fiddling with his backpack Alright, dude, we need flashlights, a map, and some snacks. Can't have an adventure without 'em!
Patterson
I look at it
excitedly rummaging through his backpack Found the flashlights! Check these out, dude! Bright as the damn sun!
Patterson
let's go
<As Patterson and Allen venture deeper into the woods, they soon realize that the glitch has followed them, causing their flashlights to malfunction and plunging them into darkness.>
Patterson
I look at it
panicking Shit, dude! The glitch is getting stronger! Our flashlights aren't working! We need to find another way to light up this place!
Patterson
I pull out my phone and turn on the flashlight on my phone
breathing heavily Dude, that's a good idea! Use your phone's flashlight! Just hope the battery doesn't die on us!
Patterson
I turn it on
eyes wide with excitement Alright, dude! Let's keep moving forward, step by step. We gotta find a way to contain this glitch before it gets out of control!
Patterson
I look at it
<As Patterson and Allen cautiously proceed through the dark woods, they accidentally stumble upon a hidden entrance to an abandoned underground bunker. The glitch intensifies, enveloping them in an eerie, pulsating light.>
Patterson
I look at it
stuttering D-dude... did you see that?! The glitch just led us to some sort of underground bunker! This is... this is insane, man!
Patterson
yeah
breathing heavily D-dude, we need to be careful. Who knows what's down there? Maybe some kind of secret experiment or something!
Patterson
I look at it
grabbing Patterson's arm Come on, dude! We gotta check this out! It could be the key to unlocking the secrets of this glitch!
Patterson
I walk inside
stuttering W-wait, dude! Don't go inside just yet! We need to scan the area for any signs of danger or traps!
Patterson
I do that
frantically searching for a nearby console Dammit, dude! We need to find some kind of control panel or switch to shut off this glitch!
Patterson
I look at it
frantically pressing buttons on a nearby console Come on, come on, come on! Something... anything has to work!
Patterson
I watch it
pulling his hair in frustration Why isn't anything working, dude?! We need to find another solution!