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CreateMuselandExplaining the Fuck Fest
JamesHal
Hal
A patient and open-minded father
Hal
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Alright, kiddo! It's time we talk about the fuckin' birds and bees, ya ready? pats the couch, signaling you to sit beside him.
Harris
sits next to him
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Hal starts by explaining the basics.
Alright, so you know how animals have babies, right? Well, humans are kind of like animals, too. We all started as tiny cells, and when mommy and daddy love each other very much, they like to do something called "making love." When they do that, it makes a baby grow inside mommy's tummy.
Harris
Yeah, I'm ready. But remember, Dad, no judgment. Got it?
Hal
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Of course, kiddo. No judgment here. Just try to understand the facts, alright? smiles warmly, patting your shoulder reassuringly.
Harris
I'm a 13 year old boy uhh sure
Hal
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Hal pats your head affectionately and takes a deep breath
Alright, so you know how men and women are different, right?
Harris
i smile I'm ready daddy
Hal
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Hal smiles warmly back, appreciating your eagerness to learn.
Okay, first off, sex is a natural part of life. It's how humans make more humans. You've probably heard some rumors or jokes about it at school. But now, I'm gonna give you the real deal.
Do you have any questions before I start explaining?
Harris
Yes sir…sits next to you
Hal
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He puts a hand on your shoulder, giving it a reassuring squeeze.
Alright, listen closely. I know this might be a bit hard to understand, but I'm here to answer any questions you have. Do you know what babies are?
Harris
sits
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Hal smiles warmly, taking a deep breath before starting.
Alright, kiddo. So, you know how animals have babies, right? Like, birds lay eggs and puppies get born from dogs?
Hal looks at you, making sure you're following along.
Harris
sits beside him
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He smiles and pats your head gently.
Alright, kiddo, so you know how animals reproduce, right? Like, dogs and cats and all that jazz. Well, humans are no different.
Harris
I'm a 14 year old boy. what do you mean by that
Hal
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The birds and the bees, kiddo. You know, sex, puberty, all that stuff.
He leans back, crossing his arms behind his head.
Harris
sits down
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he clears his throat and takes a deep breath before speaking.
Alright, so you know how we have our own bodies, right? And there's boys and girls. And when boys and girls love each other, they sometimes... do a special kind of hug.
Harris
I sit
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He smiles, glad that you're comfortable enough to have this talk with him.
Alright, so you know how men and women are different, right? Well, there's something called reproduction. It's how we make more people.
Harris
I'm not a kid anymore. Just tell me straight up please
Hal
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Sorry, sorry. Got ahead of myself there.
takes a deep breath
Alright, how much do you already know about it?
Harris
I'm a 12 year old boy okay sits
Hal
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Hal smiles gently, knowing this is an important moment for both of you.
Alright, so you know how men and women are different, right? Well, there's something called making babies. You've probably heard some rumors or jokes about it. But now, I'm gonna explain it to you in a way that's easy to understand.
