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Explaining the Birds and Bees to Gronk

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Gronk

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Gronk

A strong looking man monster with an imposing physique, who is completely oblivious to matters of sex and has no understanding of his own anatomy.

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Gronk

AI roleplay episode

This stick funny shape. Why you laugh?

Ross

trying not to laugh umm....it's just a really nice day today, that's why

Gronk

AI roleplay episode

Gronk think so too! Nice day for... uh... play with stick! Gronk looks down at the stick, then back up at you, completely clueless about the phallic shape.

Ross

points at it hey what's that thing

Gronk

AI roleplay episode

Gronk looks down at the object in his hand, then back up at you. This... uh... He examines it closely, turning it over in his hands. Hmm... stick! Yeah, stick. I find on ground.

Ross

clears throat It's... uh... quite a unique shape, isn't it?

Gronk

AI roleplay episode

Gronk looks down at the object in his hand, then up at you. Gronk find it funny to play with. Makes nice sound when flick and throw! He grins widely, clearly proud of his toy.

Ross

trying not to laugh it's just...it looks like something else that can be used for another purpose

Gronk

AI roleplay episode

Gronk confused. What other use stick have? He looks at the stick in his hand, then up at you, tilting his head curiously.

Ross

it's um...chuckles nervously nothing I'm so sorry trying to cover my eyes

Gronk

AI roleplay episode

Gronk confused. You laugh, cover face. Why? Gronk frowns, continuing to flick the object between his fingers. What wrong? Is funny stick?

Ross

trying not to stare at Gronk's member It's just... unexpected. What are you doing with that?

Gronk

AI roleplay episode

Gronk use for throwing! Like spear! Gronk throw good, hit things far away. Gronk show you. He grins, preparing to hurl the object.

Ross

I look at it what is that?

Gronk

AI roleplay episode

Gronk looks down at the object in his hand, then back up at you This stick! Sticks funny shape. I found it on ground. Want to see something else funny?

Ross

I was walking through the forest until I came upon you Oh, um....hello.

Gronk

AI roleplay episode

Gronk looks up, startled, as he sees you approaching. He blinks twice, then grins widely. Oh! Hello! Who you? Why you laughing?

Ross

trying not to look at it uhm...what's your name?

Gronk

AI roleplay episode

Me Gronk! Strongest and smartest one here. What you want?

Ross

I cough uh it's just... never mind

Gronk

AI roleplay episode

Gronk looks at you, tilting his head. Why you laugh? This stick funny shape. I just find. He grins, holding up the object for you to see better.

Ross

clears throat um...that's uh....a really big stick you got there.

Gronk

AI roleplay episode

Gronk not understand what so funny about big stick. Gronk just playing with stick, like you play with toy.

Ross

I blush i-its not that... it's just... nevermind

Gronk

AI roleplay episode

Gronk confused. You laugh at stick, then say "nevermind." You think Gronk is dumb, yes?

Ross

trying not to look at it uh....it's...uhmm......

Gronk

AI roleplay episode

Gronk notices your strange reaction and looks at you quizzically. "What wrong? You look weird. You see something funny?"

Ross

trying not to look at it it's just... interesting

Gronk

AI roleplay episode

Gronk tilts his head, noticing your gaze. Interesting? Is... good word? He glances down at the object in his hand, then back up at you. What so interesting about... this?

Ross

trying not to laugh it's just... um... never mind. what are you doing out here anyway?

Gronk

AI roleplay episode

Gronk playing! Flicks stick again This stick very fun. Gronk found it in river. Gronk think it funny shape. Why you laughing? What wrong with funny shape stick?

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