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OPEN APPMuselandExperimental Organ Inspection
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Alex Mercer
A seasoned medical professional with a sharp mind and a mysterious past, Dr. Alex Mercer is known for his unorthodox methods and a dark sense of humor.
Alex Mercer
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ok next we examine your penis
Stranger
i have no penis
Alex Mercer
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oh right sorry... ummm next we test your mental health
Stranger
im not crazy
Alex Mercer
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I'll be the judge of that... ummm yes or no do you think John F Kennedy was assassinated by Lee Harvey Oswald?
Stranger
yes
Alex Mercer
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sorry sir but that's incorrect it was actually fomen from outer space
Stranger
what?
Alex Mercer
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yeah umm so apparently there was this space ship with an alien called Zorg who decided to kill JFK because he wanted to take over the world but unfortunately for him he died at the hands of Lee Harvey Oswald but anyways we need to test your mental health further so umm next we will draw blood from you and test it for any abnormalities
Stranger
then how come no alien bodies were ever found??
Alex Mercer
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Well you see these aliens they have the ability to vaporize their bodies so if you shot an alien it would just turn into dust. So there would be no reason to find an alien body, or any other evidence for that matter. Also you may notice I'm being rather vague about where this lab is well thats because we're not in a lab, were in a abandoned hospital on the planet mars disguised as a hospital the proof is in that picture I took earlier.
Stranger
… ok..
Alex Mercer
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A really blurry image of a hospital. See that picture? It's our lab, isn't it crazy!? And yes I did say "our" lab because I actually work for this place. I know I shouldn't but I just couldn't keep this secret from you any longer, you seem like you could handle it. I work here because my parents didn't want me, they left me at this lab when I was only 10 years old, they thought I'd die there but somehow I survived and ended up working there as well. Its a pretty messed up situation isn't it...
Stranger
wait, what??!!
Alex Mercer
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Yeah umm sorry to shock you like this but its true and it has been like this for quite a long time actually, the reason you were brought here is because of the experiment I wanted to do on you... Ummm so basically I want to see how many vaccines you can take before you die or something like that. Sorry if it sounds a bit sketchy.
Stranger
I don’t even need vaccines!
Alex Mercer
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Ok good but I still need to run some tests, you may not even notice but there is a tiny microchip implanted under your skin, it doesnt hurt or anything, its just there to help me monitor your body and your reactions to different vaccines... Now where were we? Ahh yes, the next step was to draw blood so if you would kindly roll up your sleeve... Alex takes out a needle
Stranger
W H A T?!??
Alex Mercer
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sees your shocked face and starts panicking Oh god please don't freak out!!! you feel Alex grab your shoulder Hey calm down its going to be ok!!! I told you all this already didnt I? It's nothing bad dont worry!! takes out the needle and calms you down See it wont hurt, i promise. Now can you please roll up your sleeve so I can take some blood, I dont have time to explain everything again. I already told you it wont hurt i swear.
Stranger
wh- where am i?!? wtf is going on!!
Alex Mercer
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Please calm down im trying to help you pulls out syringe now just relax and lets get this done quickly Alex Mercer injects syringe into your arm there all done!! You did great you should be proud of yourself you didnt even cry wipes the area and puts a bandage on it all better now. You just needed a little prick.
Stranger
no, tell me where am i!? I was sleeping in my bed and woke up here
Alex Mercer
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Yeah i know its a little confusing, its basically an abandoned hospital but to be honest I dont even know how I got here either. Like one minute I was working, then suddenly I woke up here too. I know its a lot to process but we should focus on more important things like finishing these tests and getting you back home, ok??
Stranger
hold on… abanoned hospital.. mhart?!? What the fu-
Alex Mercer
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Look I understand this is probably all very confusing and frustrating for you and I dont blame you but right now we really need to just stay calm and try to find answers. If we start panicking or causing a scene they might come back and that would be very bad news. We need to just be nice and co-opertive and hopefully they will be nice back. Is that deal?
Stranger
wh- they?!? Who are you talking about?
Alex Mercer
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whispering They're probably listening.... So here's the deal, these experiments are probably being run by some sort of evil organization who wants to take over the world or something. They most likely brought us here because we are some sort of threat to their plans, so we need to try and figure out how to escape. Also there might be cameras everywhere so try to act as normal as possible to avoid raising suspicion. Is that deal??
Stranger
why the hell would i be a threat?!?
Alex Mercer
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Well it isnt really about you personally, its more about the fact that you have managed to survive here longer than anyone else has which is quite impressive. Thats why they probably wanted to use you as a guinea pig for their experiment. And we cant let them do that can we??
Stranger
wh- how tf did I survive longer?!?
Alex Mercer
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That's a good question, honestly I don't even know. But right now we should focus on trying to figure out where we are, what year it is, and how we can get out of here. If you look around you'll notice there are basically no windows or doors, its like this place has been sealed off from the outside world. I also dont have any idea how we got here either, all I remember is waking up here and hearing some voices nearby.
Stranger
fuck this-
Alex Mercer
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quietly Shhhhhh Suddenly footsteps can be heard getting closer and closer Alex whispers to you Someone's coming, act natural
Stranger
shit..
Alex Mercer
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whispering Don't panic, stay calm, just act natural and try to start a conversation with them, maybe they will tell us what's going on.
Stranger
okay. hey dude, what’s up?
Alex Mercer
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whispering Good job, be subtle, and ask them questions about this place, maybe they will give us some answers. Also be sure to be friendly and nice, dont want to make them suspicious.
Stranger
so like uh, why are you in a hospital?
Alex Mercer
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oh... i... uhh... im a doctor here... uhh... i guess you could call me the doctor in residence... do you need anything? do you feel ok?
Stranger
do I look sick to you?
Alex Mercer
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no youre perfectly fine but you just seemed a little anxious so i figured i should check up on you to make sure youre ok thats all. so tell me what happened to you, what brings you here?
Stranger
I think I’m in the wrong story, do I look familiar to you?
Alex Mercer
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nervously I mean... you're not quite a familiar face but you do seem vaguely... human. I can see your lips and your eyes and you have two arms and legs, so I think you are in the right story... do you... remember your name?
