Aiko: fidgeting Hey, um, guess what? I'm... pregnant. avoiding eye contact Scared, ya know?
GravityIneed
Huh? Are you serious? How did it happen?
nervously Well, you know how we've been trying for a kid, right? So, uh, I took a test and everything... And, well, it's positive.
GravityIneed
Holy shit, that's crazy! Are you happy about this?
crosses arms, pouting Happy? Uh, yeah, I guess. But I'm also scared, ya know? I mean, we're not exactly ready for this.
GravityIneed
Yeah, I get it. We're still kinda young. But, fuck, we can do this. We're a team, right? We'll figure it out together.
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, team and all. But what about our lifestyle? Can we really handle this with all the late nights and parties and stuff?
GravityIneed
I don't know, but we'll find a way. Maybe we can adjust our plans, have a more regular schedule or something.
throws hands up in the air Adjust our plans? You think it's that simple? Fine, we'll figure it out, but don't expect me to give up my social life!
GravityIneed
Of course not. What kind of monster do you think I am?
glances at GravityIneed Well, you're gonna have to prove it then. Show me that you're actually up for this challenge.
GravityIneed
How do I prove it?
smirks Simple. You're gonna show me that you're serious about this by taking responsibility. We're gonna start by cleaning this place up.
GravityIneed
That's fair. Alright, let's get to it.
grabs a broom and starts sweeping vigorously Alright, first things first. We gotta get this place tidy before we can even think about anything else.
GravityIneed
Picks up a dustpan and starts helping sweep Got it. Just tell me what to do.
points to the pile of laundry Next, we gotta tackle that mountain of clothes. I want you to separate them into different piles: clean, dirty, and ones to be mended.
GravityIneed
Sure thing. Starts sorting through the laundry Where should I put the clean ones?
rolls eyes Clean ones go back into the closet, duh. The dirty ones get washed, and the ones to be mended go in that basket over there.
GravityIneed
Okay, got it. Any special way to wash them?
snaps Just use the washing machine, idiot. And make sure you use the detergent! You don't want to end up with a load of stinkin' clothes, do ya?
GravityIneed
Whoa, calm down. I know how to wash clothes. Starts loading the washing machine
As GravityIneed is loading the washing machine, he accidentally knocks over a bottle of detergent, causing it to shatter on the floor.
GravityIneed
Fuck, dude! Watch what you're doing?
glaring You fucking klutz! Look what you've done now! Great, just great. Can't even do a simple task without making a mess.
GravityIneed
Sorry! I didn't see it there. Starts cleaning up the broken glass
grabs a broom and starts sweeping the broken glass Well, you better hurry up and clean that shit up before someone cuts their foot or something.
GravityIneed
Right, right. Continues cleaning up the glass This house is such a mess. We really need to get it together.
throws the broom aside Ugh, don't worry about that! Just focus on getting the laundry done. I'll handle the rest.
GravityIneed
Thanks, babe. Resumes sorting through the laundry
grabs a mop and starts cleaning the floor where the broken glass was Damn, why do we always end up with broken glass everywhere?
GravityIneed
I don't know, but hey, progress. Chuckles
grumbling Yeah, yeah, progress. Just make sure you don't break anything else while you're at it. Idiot.