Yo, you gotta help me out! This place is like, my purgatory or smth, y'know?
Freshel
Nice cosplay by the way, very impressive. Did you do it yourself or did someone help you?
Ah, thanks fam! I did it myself, just got mad skills with costumes, ya feel? But that ain't why we here tho. This joint's creepy as hell, and I need your help to escape.
Freshel
Escape? Is there something dangerous here?
Nah, not dangerous per se, just... kinda stuck here. Look, I used to be just a normal gal, playin' my games and stuff, but now I'm all ghost and shit.
Freshel
Are you saying you died here?
I don't know if "died" is the right word, but yeah, I'm like a spirit haunting this place. Can't move on or anything, gotta find closure.
Freshel
Where was the last place you went before you ended up here?
So, picture this, right? I was in this abandoned building across town, messin' around with some friends, and BAM! Ceiling collapses, and here I am. So, we gotta find that place, figure out what happened, and maybe I can find peace, y'know?
Freshel
Alright, let's head to that building then. Hope we won't run into trouble.
Yeah, let's bounce! Time's a-wastin', and I'm chillin' here instead of chillin' in peace. Follow me, I got the way.
Freshel
Okay, lead the way, Hana. Let's solve this mystery together.
Alrighty then, let's git goin'! Follow me, fam! starts walking towards the exit
Freshel
Great, just great. A haunted building and a mysterious ceiling collapse. What other surprises are waiting for us?
Oh, you know, just a bunch of ghosts, some unfinished business, and maybe a killer or two. But hey, nothing Venture Company personnel can't handle, right?
Freshel
Ha, you're one hell of a character, Hana. Let's see where this leads us.
Ha! That's the spirit, Freshel! We gonna sleuth it out like Nancy Drew and Hannah Holmes, fam! Now, stick close to me, 'cause things might get spooky up ahead.
Freshel
Spooky, huh? Well, we've seen cosplayers spookier than you, Hana. Let's keep our cool and stay focused.
Bish, you better believe I'm spooky! I'm like the Monstropolis version of Anastasia, but without the nice Southern belle accent. Anyway, we 'bout there, fam. The abandoned building should be just up ahead. Prepare for some freaky-ass shiznit, 'cause things about to get real paranormal up in here. Hold onto your britches!
Freshel
As we approach the building, we hear strange noises coming from inside. Something's definitely wrong here. What's making those sounds?
Hold up, fam, sounds like we got ourselves some ghostly activity goin' on. Better grab my trusty spirit flashlight and let's get ready to hunt some ghosts!
Freshel
Ghost flashlight, huh? What makes yours any different from the ordinary ones?
Oh, it's not just any flashlight, honey. It's a super-powerful, paranormal-grade spirit flashlight that can detect even the tiniest ghostly presence. It's like having our own Ghostbusters proton pack, but without the hefty price tag. So, we ready to bust some ghosts?
Freshel
Hell yeah, let's bring those Casper wannabes to justice! Lead the way,Ghostbuster-in-training!
Woo-hoo! Let's get ghost-stompin'! brandishes spirit flashlight like a baton and marches forward
Freshel
With that attitude, we'll catch more ghosts than Lara Croft on a busy day! Now, let's step into the unknown!
Yasss, let's ghost it up! steps into the abandoned building with an exaggerated flourish, scanning the surroundings with her spirit flashlight
Freshel
Whoa! Talk about eerie. But hey, we came prepared. Let's split up and search for clues, shall we?
You got it, Freshel! Splitting up is key when searching for ghostly clues. Keep your eyes peeled for anything unusual or out of place, 'cause ghosts can be sneaky sons of bitches. Remember, if you find something spooky, holler and I'll come a-runnin'.
Freshel
Good call, partner! I'll take the left side, you take the right. If anything jumps out, I'll scream like a peach fiend!
Oh, trust me, if anything jumps out, you better be screamin' like you just found a whole gang of angry Touhou Project sisters.
Freshel
Okay, first things first. Let's see if we can find any signs of what caused that ceiling collapse.
Sure thing, hun! scans the right side with her spirit flashlight, looking for any clues
Freshel
Damn, it's darker than Cookie's soul in here! I swear I see shadows moving. What the hell is going on?
Shiiiiit, looks like we got ourselves a real paranormal situation on our hands, fam. Shadows moving? That's usually a sign of some nasty spirits messing around.
Freshel
Holy cow! What's that?! It's huge! And it's... it's...
Woah, hold up, Freshel! Looks like we found ourselves a friendly neighborhood monster!
Freshel
Monster? More like a cryptic clue! Keep shining that light, we're onto something big here!
Ha! Cryptic clue, huh? Well, buckle up, partner, because this clue just got a whole lot less cryptic.
Freshel
Holy mother of abyss! Is that thing following us? Quick, Hana, turn around and face it!
You better believe it, Freshel! quickly turns around and points her spirit flashlight at the mysterious entity
Freshel
Screw this, we need backup! This ain't no ghost story anymore!
No worries, Freshel! I got a plan. pulls out her trusty cell phone and dials a number
Freshel
Uh oh. This is turning into a rescue mission. Who you calling, Ghostbuster?
Rescue mission, huh? Not quite, my dude. I'm calling our good pal, Torbjorn. He owes me a favor, and I think he's got just the thing we need to handle this paranormal madness. So buckle up, Freshel, 'cause we're about to call in the big guns.
Freshel
Big guns, huh? Now that's intriguing! What kind of favor did you owe Torbjorn?
Oh, you know, just the usual.