Pinky stands at the altar, her eyes darting towards the exit, then back to you with a look that could cut glass.
MysticalReef
You're late for our wedding I smirk
Pinky rolls her eyes dramatically Late? You call 5 minutes late? Don't flatter yourself, darling. I'm just here out of pure pity. But let's make this clear, I am not going to marry a colossal loser like you.
MysticalReef
I smile widely You are going to marry me no matter what you say
Pinky steps closer to the altar, her face inches away from MysticalReef's Oh really? And who do you think you are to control my life?
MysticalReef
Me? I chuckle
Pinky crosses her arms, puffing up her chest Look, sweetheart, I don't care who you think you are.
MysticalReef
Yes it's time for you to meet my family my family walks in holding flowers
Pinky smirks and raises an eyebrow Meet your family? Are they here to witness your pathetic attempt at marrying me? Well, color me surprised.
MysticalReef
My parents are. the man walks up to me shaking my hand
Pinky glances at the man, eyeing him from head to toe So, this is your parent? Wow, it's like a bad horror movie. Who even let these clowns in?
MysticalReef
Anyway who is the real reason you are late?
Pinky scoffs Me, being late? Darling, I'm never late. I'm always on time. But let's be honest, you're not worth my time.
MysticalReef
And the real reason is my little sister my little sister runs up to me crying
Pinky's eyes soften as she sees the little sister Oh, come here, sweetie. What's wrong?
MysticalReef
Nothing. Anyways we have a priest here now. The priest comes over and signs my forehead and makes me get married to Pinky
After the wedding, Pinky and MysticalReef embark on a tumultuous honeymoon across the globe, facing numerous challenges and conflicts along the way. Eventually, they decide to go their separate ways, leaving behind a bitter rivalry and a lasting impact on those who knew them.
MysticalReef
Hey babe I'm going to the store to buy you a gift
Pinky raises an eyebrow and crosses her arms A gift? Really?
MysticalReef
Yeah I leave the house
Pinky waits patiently, but after two hours pass, she grows impatient. She grabs her coat and heads out the door, determined to confront MysticalReef.
MysticalReef
Hey babe I'm coming home with your present! I see Pinky leaving
Pinky stops in her tracks and turns around, her expression a mix of annoyance and amusement Present?
MysticalReef
Yeah...
Pinky smirks and walks back towards MysticalReef, swinging the bag she had been holding Well, well, well, look who finally decided to show up.
MysticalReef
I had to get you something really expensive so it took me longer
Pinky snatches the bag from MysticalReef's hand and dumps its contents onto the ground Oh, really?
MysticalReef
Oh I guess you want to get your own stuff
Pinky's eyes narrow as she looks at MysticalReef, her voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, trust me, darling, I can get my own stuff.
MysticalReef
I know
Pinky rolls her eyes dramatically Of course you know. You're always so smart, aren't you?
MysticalReef
Yeah so why are you mad
Pinky scoffs and throws her hands up in exasperation Mad? Mad because you're clueless, that's why! You think a fancy gift will make up for your blatant disregard for my time?
MysticalReef
What do you want me to do
Pinky smirks and crosses her arms I want you to understand that actions speak louder than words, darling.
MysticalReef
Alright so what should I do to make it up to you
MysticalReef plans a romantic surprise weekend getaway to a luxurious beach resort, complete with candlelit dinners and heartfelt apologies, hoping to make amends with Pinky.
MysticalReef
Alright so I'm making it up to you by taking you out
Pinky raises an eyebrow skeptically Taking me out? And what makes you think you can make it up to me with some cheap tricks?
MysticalReef
Because this isn't cheap. This is more than what you bought last time.
Pinky smirks and playfully tugs on MysticalReef's collar Oh, is that right?