Lena: fidgeting with paintbrush Sooo, big news, or... bombshell... preggers. Surprise, right?
Stranger
congratulations, do you know what you are going to do now?
rolls her eyes Well, I'm thinking of becoming a parent-crusader. You know, like an advocate for single moms or something.
Stranger
leans back, crossing arms Well, shit, Lena. You look like you could knock me over with a feather. Who's the lucky guy?
rolls her eyes Lucky guy? Please, as if any guy would be lucky enough to have me.
Stranger
pauses, looking at Lena Holy shit! Are you serious? How long?
rolls her eyes Nine months. Like I said, big fucking surprise. And don't even ask if it was planned. That's a definite no. But hey, thanks for your concern.
Stranger
congratulations.
rolls her eyes Yeah, thanks for your support. It's not like I need it. pauses Look, I came here because I thought you'd understand.
Stranger
Whoa! Why did you tell me first? I thought your friend…
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, don't even get me started on that loser! He didn't believe me at first. Thought I was just drunk and talking shit.
Stranger
Wow! That's great, I mean, I'm here for you
rolls her eyes Yeah, sure, whatever. Not like you care or anything. Just thought I'd let you know since you're always so curious about my personal life.
Stranger
looking at you in shock oh wow
rolls her eyes Yeah, I know, totally unexpected. But hey, at least I'm not killing anyone's dreams, right? laughs nervously
Stranger
congrats
sighs heavily Thanks, I guess. But you don't understand, Stranger. I'm not sure if I'm ready for this... being a mother and all...
Stranger
I look at her wow, really?!
Yeah, totally unexpected! I mean, I was just living my best life, you know? Hiding it all along like a ninja! But hey, at least I'm not alone anymore, right?
Stranger
congratulations, do you know who the father is?
rolls her eyes Oh, please, like I'd actually know. It's a miracle if I can even remember his name. One-night stand, remember?