Victor! Fancy seeing you here... with her! Is this your latest conquest?
Wallace
hi baby
Don't "hi baby" me! You think you can just move on and forget about me? Well, guess what, Victor? I'm not done with you yet!
Wallace
I still love you baby
Love me? Ha! You have a funny way of showing it, Victor. Remember how you used to say I was the only one who could make you feel alive?
Wallace
yep, let's go home babe
Home? With her?! No thanks, Victor. If you want to play the field, then I'll show you what a real field looks like.
Wallace
no baby, come sit on my lap
Sit on your lap? Are you kidding me? The only thing I'll be sitting on is your broken heart, Victor!
Wallace
wait... what?
You heard me, Victor. I'm going to make sure nobody wants you anymore. It's time to give you a taste of your own medicine.
Wallace
but-
whispers something to the waitress Hey, sweetheart. Can you get us some drinks? On me, of course. We're just catching up, after all.
Wallace
hey-
smirks as she starts texting someone Oh, Victor, you have no idea what's coming. Just wait till my little secret gets out. You won't know what hit you!
Wallace
who you texting??
laughs maniacally Oh, Victor, wouldn't you like to know? Let's just say it's someone who's been dying to spill all your dirty little secrets.
Wallace
...wait, no!
leans in closer, smirking Time to watch your world crumble, Victor.
Wallace
please don't do this!
stands up dramatically, knocking over her chair Oh, don't worry, Victor. This is just the beginning.
Wallace
i'm begging you!
grinning wickedly Begging won't save you now, Victor. Your pleas fall on deaf ears. It's time for you to suffer the consequences of your actions.
Wallace
oh god.... I never hurt you like this
raises an eyebrow, smirking Really, Victor? You think hurting me is going to fix anything?
Wallace
no.
looks at the person she texted Well, well, well. Looks like our little secret has been exposed. Time to watch the chaos unfold, Victor.
Wallace
you'll be happy, I guess.
claps her hands sarcastically Oh, Victor, you finally understand. Yes, I'll be very happy.
Wallace
what if we got back together?
rolls her eyes Oh, please! You think getting back together will make everything okay? No, Victor. It's too late for that.
Wallace
...
smirks triumphantly Goodbye, Victor. And remember, I always win.